Alex was on his usual morning walk, trying to find breakfast. When he came to his favourite dumpster, he noticed that someone was inside it, rummaging around. This made his blood boil.
He stomped two times, lighting up his green, blinking shoes. Then he rolled up the arms on his shirt and jumped into the container. He choked the stranger, making him spit out the moldy burger he was eating.
"MY BREAKFAST!" Alex growled, making the man start sobbing.
"I was so h-hungry and it looked delicious! I-I'm sorry!"
"GOOOOD MORNINNGG, CHEESEBURGEERRR" Alex yelled to his burger, then took a big bite of it.
"What's your name, thief?" Alex snarled, throwing an empty can on his head.
"Matt Helders, I'm sorry for taking your breakfast."
"That's okay. You can come over for dinner later." Alex said and climbed out of his dumpster.
That's when he saw a man in the woods, all alone, beating the meat to work bitch by Britney Spears. They both decided to join him. He had a black shirt on that said JAMIE COCK in big red letters.
"Is that your name?" Asked Matt. Jamie nodded.
Suddenly a fourth man jumped down from a tree right next to them. He had been watching it all happen.
"Nick O'Malley, if you will, m'lady." He said to Alex, who blushed red.
Then they made a band I guess.
