I havent updated in 6 months, my bad, silly stupid me🙊🙈🙊🙈
All the lads were having a camping trip in the middle of their tour. They all got very hungry and decided to make some soup out of water and leaves cause they're dumb fucks. Miles chimed in with a "haven't you people ever heard of eating boome-BOOGERS! ...don't eat the boomers uh haha"
Alex looked at him with big eyes and licked his lips, secretly having a booger kink. He said "Y'know that's an ASTONISHING idea, Mi" and moved a bit closer to him. "I actually have some in me nose right now"
Miles inhaled shakily, he had seen the boogers in Alex's hairy nose, it made his knees weak. "Let's put them in the soup everyone"
Alex leaned in and whispered in Miles ear "I have a better idea" and gave him a cheeky wink. Miles of course got a raging hard aching wet boner from what Alex just said and they went into the forest to have some hot gay sex.
When they both were naked they ate each others boogers together with penis juice, not cum. After a hot makeout session they sat down on a dirty stone that would definitely give them herpes or sumn to cuddle a bit. Wait they already had it nvm.
"Y'know Miles I would've never thought you had a booger kink, but I'm glad you do!" Alex kissed and sucked on his nose for a few seconds before pulling away and started to go back to the others, still naked. "WAIT Alex!" Alex turned around. "I love you more than eating boogers." Alex turned around and left.
When he arrived back to his band members they obviously questioned him why he was naked but Alex didnt answer so they just let him be. After a while he turned to nick and started eating his boogers, they were much better than Miles'. Nick blushed and couldn't help the little moan that he let out. He's always dreamed of getting eaten out. Alex continued eating, and didn't even notice when Miles came back.
Miles got so mad, so angry that's he gathered both Jamie's and Matt's boogers and threw them on Alex. He got crushed. Alex Turned died? Miles stabbed him with his fingernail just to make sure😀.
