My boss Billie Eilish the most famous teenager of all time, beautiful music, beautiful soul, beautiful voice......but I real bitch
She always jokes around about me not being in a relationship
Like
Billie: y/n where's you homie at?
That's right you can't get any!
She says it when were in public and it pisses me off cuz other people around laugh as well.
She doesn't know that I am not a girl to like boys,
I am lesbian but that dumbass bitch
Doesn't know and legit she's so fucken mean,That ain't no soft Billie that everyone gets from her,
Soooo....since she wants to be a dick to me I'm gonna get revenge,
I have Viagra pills,don't ask why
But I'm gonna get her favorite drink and put 3 pills in
Damn she's gonna be so fucken horny it's gonna be the best thing ever
Paybacks a bitch
I went to get a fruit smoothie and went to the hotel she was staying at, I walked in a she was kinda shocked cuz I brought her a drink and not a roll of eyes,
Me: good morning
She looked at me suspiciously
Billie: your up to something,
I put her drink down and she grabbed it taking a sip,
Billie: tell me what your doing
Me: I'm just in a good mood today
She twirled her tongue around in her mouth while looking at me,
I gave her a smirk and she chuckled from my actions.
Billie: your in a really good mood today,
I walked away feeling her gaze still on me,
~ 20 minutes later ~
We had a interview with her label, I sat down next to her and I looked at her in the corner of my eye to see what she was doing and she was clicking her pen uncontrollably,
Billie: fuck
Everyone looked at her and I tried so hard to not laugh
Finneas: what's wrong bil
He said quietly into her ear
Billie: I'm sorry carry on
I had a huge smile on my face
She was shaking her knee and moving around all the time and fidgeting around with everything,
Me: what's wrong Billie
She placed a hand on my thigh and whispered in my ear
Billie: what did you do to me
Me: payback baby
I winked at her and she put her face in her hands,
Once the interview was over she pulled my arm making me follow her,
She pulled me into a room locking the door behind her,
She paced around the room then stopped and looked at me,
Billie: I don't know what you did but it feels weird
Me: I'm just gonna say it's payback
She walked closer and closer to me making my back hit against the wall
Billie: I'm only gonna say this one more time, what did you do to me,
She cussed under breath
I bit my lip
