Amanda got a little buzzed.
*slowly lifts large stuffed snake off face* "???? fucktard????"- Amanda
"I thought your face was upside-down and that very scared me,"- Amanda to Justice
*pokes justice's face with snakes tail* "stop poking me with the snake dick!"- Justice
"Justice, your um. . . candles, or uhh"- *Amanda thinks for a second while poking Christmas lights with snake tail.*
"I'm gonna stitch your fucking mouth shut." "But you love talking to me," * twirls Justice's hair with snake tail*
*pulls fuzz off butt* "it's a flower."
*Waving snake tail literally everywhere* "And arooooound we go,"
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Shit We Be Saying
Humorthis is just me and my friends random thoughts said incorrectly, or just outright funny things. Tala quotes. Amanda quotes. Justice quotes. (Sometimes other friends. . . )
