*we're sitting in my junkyard talking about random shit on the Harvest moon night,"
"I was just tryna take a piss and then I found a foot and did not want to get involved."
-Tala
"What aboot it?"
-Orin
"Katitis."
-Tala
"What the fuck is a burger?"
-Orin
"I had a dollar bill that I kept for a long time that said 'stripper money'."
-Tala
"The moon has a mustache,"
-Tala
"I have a mustache,"
-Orin(matter'o'factly)
"Aapappa@@@@@@a0@@@"
*accidentally writes this when scratching myself*
*laughs About it*
"Down with the sickness"
-Orin
"I'm trying to open my eyes,"
-Tala
"Honkey dong,"
-Orin
"Donkey hong,"
-Justice
"Don't sit down unless you want a foot in your ass,"
-Tala
"Is that a tree?"
-Tala
"Yea its moving,"
-Orin
"Ticky toby has always been my favorite, I'd fuck him if he was real."
-Tala
"Guys in goggles are just-mm."
-Tala
"Freckles, braces, and goggles. Got it"
-Orin
*stands up* "my ass,"
-Justice
*A few minutes later*
"Were all standing again,"
-Justice
"Our asses must be connected."
-Orin
"Its like telepath, except. . ."
-Tala
"Assapath."
-Justice
"Teleass."(tell a ass)
-Orin
"Human centipede."
-Tala
"The russian russians rushin"
-Tala
"You crumple like a bitch when you go deep under water cuz you can't conduct your skeleton,"
-Orin
"Stop jacking off on my foot."
-Tala
*Orin and tala high five*
"Hah, you high fived a rapest."
-Justice*talking to Orin*
"Which one."
-Orin
"We're gen Z,"
-Tala
"The fuck is that, nigger im eternal."
-Orin
"You ever have an itch that's in your body."
-Tala
"Yea its called addiction."
-Orin
"Asses to asses butts to butts."
-Orin
"You're gonna nut like the rest of us."
-Justice
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Shit We Be Saying
Humorthis is just me and my friends random thoughts said incorrectly, or just outright funny things. Tala quotes. Amanda quotes. Justice quotes. (Sometimes other friends. . . )
