By the Light of the Blood Red Moon

Why Me?

Alright, so I was trying to be kind you know, give the sad Siren a ride home. Well I really think that they should give me a huge medal with...... like diamonds encrusted into it because well... let's just say that Alice and Marcie did not get along.

"Get off of me you filthy Siren!!"

"You get off me fatty!" Alice hissed.

"Shut up both of you before I pull this car over!!" I yelled at them. I was driving the T-bird while Marcie was in the back with Alice. Worst decision of my long life.

"I will shut up as soon as Miss Twig stops touching me.'' She snarled in her vampire way. "Oh, and sweetheart if you call me fat again will drain every drop of blood out of your body, and will make it extremely painful." She whispered.

"Marcie," I slammed on the brake so hard it stopped abruptly.

"Hey, easy on my baby,"

"Okay whatever, Just do not threaten guests. We are almost back to my apartment, okay hang in there." I started up the car again, slightly going faster than the speed limit.

"Actually Marcie," Alice started speaking "I think that you're really.... FAT!" That's when all hewl broke loose. Marcie went vamp immediately, blue eyes flashing in my mirrors. I immediately hit the brakes. Alice was.... screaming... I guess. It was an animal like squeal.

"I'm going kill you!!!!!" Marcie grabbed the re-grown hair and pulled Alice's head down ready to sink her fangs into Alice's tan neck.

"STOP!!!!!!" I yelled and cast the only spell I knew would work.

"I'm a freaking GUINEA PIG!" Alice screamed in a high pitched voice.

"Why yes you are. You both are." I turned back to the steering wheel.

"Elena... not cool! Turn me back NOW." Marcie stated.

"I don't think I will." I started the car and began to drive towards my apartment.

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At last, I finally arrived at my apartment. I parked the car and grabbed my backpack and the two guinea pigs out of the backseat.

There was not a single word uttered from the long-hair blonde guinea pig. We finally got up to the third floor and I unlocked my door. I went towards the back of the apartment, where I store all the crud I have collected over the years.

"Perfect," I picked up and old steel cage that I got back in the 50's when I had a dog. (Having a pet isn't practical in my line of duty) "Welcome to your new house girls." I placed them in the cage. "Here are a few guidelines about being a guinea pig. None of your 'supernatural' powers will work. Sorry Marcie, no compulsion, but do take care because the sun will still burn you. The necklace won't work; it's a quirk with the spell."

"What, What! ELENA, TURN ME BACK NOW! AND IF YOU DON'T BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN."

She squealed.

"So, none of my Siren powers will work." The small blonde guinea pig squeaked out.

"Yep, not a single one" I sat down on a dusty, plush chair. "The only thing that will make me turn you back is if you formally apologize to each other, then promise that you won't kill each other...literally." I crossed my legs and opened a book.

"Hewl no, I'm not apologizing to that ...twit."

"Well Marcie, that's your choice. Just know that the sun will come up, and that cage doesn't have a place to get out of the sun." I flipped a page in my book.

"Marcie, My job entitles that I keep the supernatural world at peace. You're a disturbance. I'm doing my job. Look, I'm not saying you have to like everyone, just don't threaten to kill them." I looked up from the book. For once there wasn't answer.......

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After about 5 hours the plump guinea spoke.

"Alice.... I'm sorry... for trying to kill you." I jolted up "I promise that I won't try to kill you in the near future."

"Marcie, I want to apologize for calling you fat." The small guinea pig responded.

"Finally," I jumped up and unlatched the door of the cage. "Alright now step out of the cage." I said with an overly excited voice. The guinea pigs complied and stepped out. "Now let's hope that this works." I placed my hands above the guinea pigs backs and murmured a few words in Latin and poof! they were back in human form. "Oh good, I'm glad the clothing reappeared, because sometimes that doesn't happen."

"Elena, you are so dead." Marcie left the room.

"How about I get you home." Alice shook her head.

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It took me approximately 45 minutes to drop Alice at her house. 45 minutes!!! During those 45 minutes Marcie wiped out my whole supply of blood bags.

"Oh My God!" I looked at the mess called my living room. "What the hewl happened here?!" Marcie was on the couch and she didn't look good.

"I think it was that spell. Some part of it didn't agree with me." She rolled uncomfortably on the couch.

"Idiot," I shook my head and walked to the mini bathroom were I kept my different medicines for both humans and the supernatural. "Here drink some of this, it should help take the edge off the stomach pains."

"Thanks," She drained the whole bottle. "Yuck, what is this stuff?" She started coughing and spatting.

"It's lavender extract, nutmeg, allspice, and just a vervain." I stared at the now spitted on carpet.

"Vervain you do know that kills vampires." She kept yakking.

"Yeah whatever, if only a little is ingested it won't hurt you. See your stomach ache is gone huh." I stood up and returned the little bottle to its rightful place on the shelf.

"Okay, yes the stomach ache is gone, but still." I gave her the 'I told you so look.' "So can I just crash here?" She laid back on my couch and put her hands behind her head.

"And by crash you mean sit on my couch and watch my cable and drink all the blood I have in the fridge? You have already accomplished that." She didn't answer my question. "Fine whatever. I'm going to bed. Do not keep me up!!" I walked into my tiny apartment bedroom, and flopped on the little twin size bed. I quickly fell asleep.

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Hey guys,

I know that this update took a long, long time to come, but it's here now!!! XD

-Starfish

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