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Author-san: *sneezed* F*** this cold. *clears throat* Okay guys listen! A bunch of weirdos are coming to play Ou-sama game so again, behave yourselves.

GOM: Again?

Akashi: *sigh*

Ayumu/Kuroko: Are you alright Author-san?

Author-san: Yeah, I'm fine. It's just a cold. *Sneezed*

Ayumu: You are not FINE at all.

Kuroko: Ayumu-san is right. How about you take a break Author-san?

Author-san: Thanks but no. My readers want an update. And I already take a break. But thank you for worrying about my health Ayumu, Kuroko.

???: Where are we?! Kazuma I'm scared!!!!

???: SHUT UP YOU USELESS GODDESS!!!

???:Can I use my explosion magic in this place Kazuma?!

???: HELL NO!!!!

???: This mansion is huge! I wonder if  they have a playroom in here. Ah! Just thinking of it makes my body hot! Ah~~

???: STOP WHATEVER YOUR IMAGINING YOU PERVERTED MASOCHIST!!!

Author-san: Oh, they're here. *Sneezed* d*** it.

Kazuma: Hey Author!!!

Author-san: Hello Kazuma! Guys, this is Kazuma and his party members.

Aqua: Hello everyone! I'm Aqua! The Goddess of the Axis----

Kazuma: She's a useless bonafide goddess everyone.

Aqua:Kazuma! *Cries* I'm a real goddess!!

Kazuma: *snorts* Yeah right. That priest didn't even believe you.

Aqua: *cries*

Kuroko: That's not how you treat girls Kazuma-san.

Author-san: His a guy who believes in true gender equality Kuroko. And actually all he says is the truth. Aqua's really useless.

Aqua: Not you too author-san! Why are you so mean to me? *Cries*

Kise: I feel you. My friends are so mean to me too. 😭😭

Midorima: It's because your an idiot. *Pushes glasses*

Kise: Hiddoi-ssu!!!

Author-san: Okay enough. Introduce yourself. *points at Megumin*

Megumin: I'm Megumin! An arch wizard who uses the strongest explosion magic who crimson demons like me possessed!

Kazuma: She's a stupid Chunibyou who can use her explosion magic for once.

Author-san: *nods* agreed *sneezed* ugh seriously...

Megumin: It's because-----

Author-san: Okay next. *points at Darkness*

Megumin: I'm not yet done Author!!!

Author-san: *shrugs*

Darkness: H-hi! I'm Darkness! *pants*  D-do you *pants* have a-a *pants* -----

Kazuma: Don't you dare ask them about it Darkness!!!

Akashi: What's wrong with her?

Author-san: Who knows? *shrugs*

Kazuma: Stay away from her. She's a perverted masochistic knight.

Takao: a masochist?!?!

Aomine: Nah, She's my type. *perverted smile*

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