Detectives and...... MAFIA?!?!?! part 2

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Everyone: Ou-sama dare da?!?!?!
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Kenji: Oh? It's me! I'm the King!!!

Ranpo: Just as I thought. *smiles* *crosses his arms*

Kuroko: Just as I thought?

Kise: eh? He knows?

Ranpo: Of course! I'm the brilliant detective after all!

Akashi: But how?

Kunikida: It's because of Ranpo-san's ability, Ultra Deduction.

Takao: Wow. That's really cool!

Ayumu: It really is!

Chuuya: *glares at Ranpo*

Dazai: What's wrong chibi?

Chuuya: I still can't forgive him for leaving me in that *beep* BOOK.

Ranpo: My, if only you use your brain Mr. Fancy Hat-kun then you won't be stuck in Poe-kun's book.

Chuuya: HUH?! You----

Author-san: Enough! Chuuya-san and Ranpo-san if you'll gonna fight, do it outside! And Kenji-kun hurry up and give your order!

Kenji: Okay! *thinks* hmm, Aha! I order number 5 to tell us what their thinking right now!

Author-san: Huh? Is that all?

Kenji: Yup.

Author-san: Your kidding me. Is that really your order?!

Kenji: Yes. Why?

Author-san: *sigh* Nothing. *mumbles* *whisper* The heck is that order?!

Dazai: I'm number 5! *smiles innocently*

Chuuya: It's you?!

Author-san: So? What are you thinking right now Dazai-san?

Dazai: I want to *beep* Chuuya right here, right now.

Dazai: Wait, why is that word censored Author-san?

Author-san: Cause there's a kid in  here baka!!!

Chuuya: *blushes from anger and shame* You *beep* mackerel!!! Can't you think of other else you stupid perverted waste of bandages!!!

Dazai: But it's true tho. I'm really *beep* right now hat rack. We haven't done it for a month!

Chuuya: *blushes furiously* *controlling himself not to stab and strangle Dazai*

Author-san: If you're really *beep* Dazai-san, then there's a room upstairs and it's soundproof so you can *beep* Chuuya-san without worrying someone would hear you.

Dazai: Really?! Thanks Author-san! Let's go Chibi! I can't hold it in.

Chuuya: Huh?! * Dazai pick him up like a sack of potatoes* Oi wait---

Dazai: *went upstairs Chuuya in his shoulder*

Akashi: *glares at Author-san*

Author-san: What?

Akashi: That's mine and Tetsuya's room.

Author-san: So?

Author-san: If your worried they'll leave it messy, I can promise you they won't. So let them have some fun.

Akashi: Whatever. *still glares at Author-san*

Atsushi: *remembers something* *got traumatized remembering IT*

Akutagawa: Oi Jinko. What happened to you?

Atsushi: N-nothing... *smiles awkwardly*

Akutugawa: ???

Kunikida: That stupid Dazai!!! How can he think of something like that?!

Fukuzawa: *sighs*

Mori: My my. I never knew Dazai-kun and Chuuya-kun are already at that stage.

Elise: Stop lying Rintaro. You already know it aren't you?

Mori: No I really don't Elise-chan!!! I swear!!!

Elise: hmm, whatever. *crosses her arms*

Mori: Elise-chan~~ Please believe me! I'm saying the truth!

Author-san: *disgusted*

Ranpo: *watches the commotion with amused eyes* *eating a lollipop*

Murasakibara: *watches boredly* *munching on a potato Chips*

Himuro: He knew this would happen right? *points at Ranpo*

Aomine: He probably.

Author-san: Yes. He knew.

Kise: So cool!!! *eyes shining brightly*

Midorima: It sure is. *fixed his glasses*

Author-san: It's more cooler if you saw him solved a case in just a span of a minute.

Ayumu: Really?! I wanna see it!

Takao/ Kise: Me too!

Aomine: Me three!

Midorima: Me too. But it's because I'm curious nanodayo!

Author-san: Oh sure.

Ranpo: Hey Author-san. Where's my snack?

Author-san: They're in the kitchen. Please follow me Ranpo-san. *walks off towards the kitchen's direction*

Ranpo: *follows Author-san*

Kenji: I'm hungry~

Author-san: *hears Kenji* Then follow us Kenji-kun!

Kenji: *happy* *follows Author-san and Ranpo going to the kitchen*

Yosano: So boring. I'm off shopping. Tanizaki-kun, Naomi-chan please accompany me.

Tanizaki/ Naomi: Okay sensei!

Naomi: *clings to Tanizaki*

Tanizaki: *smiles*

Kyouka: I'll come too.

Yosano: Thanks dear. *smiles*

Meanwhile at a nearby train station not far from the Akashi Manor.....

Kajii: *laughs like a maniac while throwing lemon bombs*











Author's note: Sorry if all of them are OOC. I really tried my best to not make the guys from BSD OOC but they still end up OOC. Anyways, hope you love this despite it being weird, crazy and trashy. Till next update! ( If I'm in the mood again) See y'all soon~ Ja ne~


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