My rants. eh.. me jst droning on.

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Hey..

whatsup?

Lifes been a lil messy.. im a very uh.. complicated? human.

i look simple on the outside yet my brain is like a bunch of spider webs. God.. this reminds me of spiderman. Amazing spiderman first part yeah okay cool movie.

Andrew Garfield and emma stone.... hmm good choice. okay lets be honest we all werr fuming that we didnt get emmas role like Andrew is so.. just.. oh man.

Graphics? not so much but anyways like i said i kind of liked the 1st one so the 2nd one was a huge bummer.

I mean they killed Gwen a i was like seriously..

what is up with directors/producers crossing off a person in one of the movies.

sure life isnt all rainbows and sunshine but thn again you dont get bitten my spiders an turn into a frakin superhero do ya?

what you get is a gross swollen thingy on your arm. ew.

hmm.. so what was i talking aboit yeah my brain being twisted. Oops i wrote that..?

well who cares.

yeah so what was i saying? sorry i got distracted.. i do that a lot.okay yeah i think im back.

so my life.

hmmm.. it good i guess. I get decent grades at school. awesome friends. perfect life.

heh.

i look a little badass and uh.. how do i put this rude.. nu uh i prefer brutally honest.. at times but im not wt i look.

the thing is when i open up to people they scoot away probably weirded out. so i dont open up.

God, nuff with my oh so depressing life..

what are you thinkin bout? do tell me... pweease?

cuz all i can think about is chocoalte fudge cake :P

cake.. *drools*

haha #Homersimpson

that dudes.. jst.. heh family guy is way better than simpsons but simpsons give me a more uh homey vibe?..

hehe.

awkward

tho stewie is cute. that kid in fam guy.

i like pizzza and pie and ice cream an lasagna and rice and thai an chinese and italian and indian and best of all fastfood.. so i love food generally..

alright this convo was tight dont fight. find the light.

hahahahha find the light?

what is this? twilight.

btw that edward dude is soooo whipped and sparkles like a fairy..

Like a snowman. If they sparkled. Cuz. He's cold. Ajdjd.

haha DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?!?

God im sooooo funny.

*narrows my eyes* wt are you whispering about?

You: "You are so.. awesome -sarcasm detected-"

me: "hell yeah!" *punches you in the stomach*

like a boss.

God even my foreplay is funny hhahahahahha.

i think ive had too much candy.

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