ROARRRRR!! EVerybody wants to Stttttteeeeeeaaaaallll my girl!!!!
No bro. i seriously don't.
I mean i like 1D and all.. well to some extent but Gawd!! Im so sick of these kind of things aka directioners like they make such a huge thing out of nothing.
like check this out.
Tweet:
Harry styles dropped a deuce.
Directioners:
OMG OMG OMG.
WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?
OMG WHEN?
LLN!!
OMG IMG OMG HES PEEEEERRRRFUCT.
yes i wrote fuct.
nope not a typo.
Go suck a banana if you are mad. like a boss.
If u Directioners could jst turn it down a notch i could actually like them.yes. me. yup nigga im human -.-
or atleast thats what they say.
anyways the main topic was supposed to be my life right..?
right.
yeh okay.
So Ginger hacks stuff.
Dont applaud. just.. Dont.
anyways long story short she hacked into a few girls fb acc's took their pics.
messed them up and then posted them up on the internet.
messed up as in made them naked and attached their heads and shit.
and then bloody hell is what happened next.
all of our gang mates aka classmates ganged up against her and dayum.
anyways she begged for mercy and then they forgave her.
i was like what the shit!?!!.
nigga. you insane?!?.
but heyho she then became their queen.
and then.. yeah thats it. Nallay,her sidekick, was so sick. no not sick as in awesome sick as in ill.
i swear she would kiss the ground if she had to for ginger.
Anyways she left school.
tbt im kinda happy.
heck yeah im happy.
im dancin.
Oh yeah check out my robot dance.
Ooooh yeah.
uh huh.
yeah.
oky lol...
righhht?
no?
kay.
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Thts a dude with goatee.
anyway.
Twihards.
Thats what you call em right. Twilight fans.
yes those soul sucking monsters have fans.
now..
what was bella thinking?
Falling for a snowman?
Vampire*
sorry.
*Frozen's do you wanna build a snowman heard in the background*
and the wolfie. i mean jacob.
wow. bro. kirsten stewart isnt all that cute.
shes got two guys tailing after her?
the fuck?
i mean the chick never smiles.
never.
okay so maybe she does but it seems so.. grrr.. fake?
"You are a snowman?" Bella asks hers lips turning into a frown.
"No bells im a vamp. ya know like Damon in Vampire diaries who you are always talking bout" Edward replies hoarsely.
Bella laughs.
They both let out a gasp at the realization.
''you are a vampire'' Bella gasps.
''You can laugh'' edward gasps.
The freakin end.
Gawd. im marvelous.
hell yeah i am.
ya know spidey and batman?.
Marvel and Dc?
yeah they all av their secrets and i kno all of em. im gunn out some tmrw.
see ya soon bechas.
in the meantime.
Go suck a banana!!
(total the rants book copy ^)
Cuz its SHIT!!
HOLLA HOLLA.
cuz.
wo
a
oh
Tats what makes ya beautiful.
Naa bro. tht wonder is called makeup.
Suck it!!!
ooooooooh yeah.
okay ima build a snowman with jack frost.
he pwomised. ;) ;)
see ya later nigggas an aholes an everybody in between.
Peace
Xx
Dark knight out!!
