stick in her ass vs genaric abused male reader vs a drunk

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F/n pov

Well shit, and here I was hoping for a decent day. Well at least I don't have to see Winter today, so long as I'm careful that i-,

*Vibration*

I soon felt a vibration in my pocket, I grabbed it was to see it was my scroll. With the user name being I burn, why does that sound like a dating site username? I soon answered my scroll and placed it on my ear.

F/n: Hello.

Cinder: We need to talk.

F/n: No problem, just come my way and I'll have a chat with you.

Cinder: Hmm, no. You'll be talking to Mercury, and you'll be giving him the data you got from Dr. Merlot.

F/n: And if I refuse?

Cinder: Then I suggest you keep a good eye your "carrot top". Who knows what could happen.

At that moment I just wanted to wrap my hands around her neck. But I know how unlikely that would actually. Besides, even death she could probably cause problems.

F/n: Fine, where is he?

Cinder: In the front courtyard I'll send him now, don't be late.

She said hanging up. At least I got a chance to stop a death before it happens.

(Timeskip brought to you by a sleeping chibi F/n hugging a chibi Velvet.)

I soon arrive to courtyard and looked for Mercury, and not to my surprise he's not here.

F/n: She really needs to find better help.

Well might as well wait for him, I mean it's not like it's going to cause any problems waiting for him-.

Stick in her ass: F/n L/n! Your under arrest.

Of course the universe likes to prove me wrong.

Lucifer: (In head) Yoo make it to easy.

I soon turn around to see Weiss and her older sister, Winter. As well as two Atlisian trash cans pointing their pea shooters at me.

F/n: On what grounds?

I said as I looked behind her to see someone approaching closer.

Winter: Your under arrest for breaking and entering, aiding known extremist, resisting arrest, and-.

Old man: Hey.

Winter soon looked behind her and so did one of the robots, to see a face that looks like the one Raven described as her brother. Unless there's someone else out there who's looks like they follow an idiot into a pointless quest and smells like he bathed in beer.

Qrow: Yeah, I'm talking to you ice queen.

Yep, it's him. Soon Weiss decides get up close to the drunk and probably act uptight about who she is. But before she could give the Schnee talk, Qrow stopped her and pushed her to the side to look at Winter. But then he looks at me, squinting his eyes as if I'm his medicine or something.

F/n: Hey old man, no offense but I'm not your medication... Or your flask.

Qrow: Hey Ice queen, who is this kid?

Winter: A idiot with a sword, just like you.

F/n: Hi kettle meet pot, oh we met.

This caused winter to glare at me, all while Qrow just smirked.

Qrow: Aww ain't that cute, the love birds are at it.

This caused winter to pull her sword out and points it at Qrow.

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