Crack one

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Hoes:

You, Jisoo, Lalisa, Chaeyoung, Jin, Jimin jungkook & Taehyung

jennie
uM– I aint a hoe u bitch

Jungkook
Ur not but I am :)) anyhoes,
Whats da ans. #25??

Chaeyoung
Dont tell him guys—

Jimin
—its 53.

Chaeyoung
Fuck u Jimoan

Jimin
Id love 2 Jimoan for u bae,
But we in class rn.

Jisoo
The fuck, get a room u 2

Lalisa
Chaemin need a rise ya'll

Jin
Too bad, Jimin's taken..

Jennie
OoOoooOH
Who's da unlucky gurl Jim?

Jungkook
Lolll itz Seulgay

Jisoo
WHAT, yah jim u dating my cousin?

Chaeyoung
Oooh he dating ma main hoe

Taehyung
Just tell 'em ur jelly chae.

Lalisa
Yah chaee. Seulgay's ur main hoe??
How bout uss and those foursomes??

Jimin
Wtf is wrong with u girls?
Anyhoes, i luvvv our new teacherrr

Jennie
I mean,, who doesnt love Mrs. Kim??
She liek soo cool after class.

Jin
And when she calls my name evrytyme
I stare at queen jisoo? Ugh, just luv her

Taehyung
I asked her once if she wants to drink w/ me and she wuz like; "I'd love to but maybe ur gonna give me ur pee instead of lemon juice."

Lalisa
Oof– She just exposed u boii

Chaeyoung
Tf. Btw how are you guys not caught usinfg ur cp's??

Jungkook
pfttt Liek who cares? We flyin like a free bird

Taehyung
You dont even have wings, dumbass

Jisoo
Oof— A dumbass calling another dumbass dumbass. Hahaha

Jin
Dats my girl😘 Luv u bae

Jennie
You guys arent even dating.?

Jisoo
Ye liek, Im Chae's now.
Chaebabyyy

Chaeyoung
Yazz babe??

Jimin
Ugh, girls

Lalisa
Just admit it Jimoan, ur jelly

Jungkook
^^

Taehyung
WOW. Liscock agreed for the first tyme

Jennie
Ppftt.. LisCock😂🤣

Jungkook
Um, I agree with her cuz its tru.
Im with jim rn and he looks pissed.

Jisoo
Happy EXPOSE Day. Chaebaby dont expose me ples.

Chaeyoung
I wont babehh I promise.

Jin
I swear to God, Im taking all of u to church dis sunday. Ya'll need jesus.. and nunjoon

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