Crack Five

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Hoes:

You, Lisa, Jimin, Chaeyoung, Taehyung, Jennie, Jin, Jisoo

Taehyung
Yows

Jennie
Hey bae

Chaeyoung
WAAAAAAAAAAAAT

YAH JENBITCH I THOT U WAS MINE

Jin
OH SHOOT

JK WITH HIS GF😱

Jimin
HA

{A/N: Hakdog😂}

Jisoo
JK has a gf?? Whoo??

Lisa
OoF Its Eunha (gfriend)

Jennie
Wait wait,,, Eunha??
U mean Eunha the "mean girl"?

Lisa
Yup

Chaeyoung
Oh Eunha..

Jimin
What is it chae?

Jisoo
OoF he called her "chae"🥺
Guess who's crying a lake

Chaeyoung
Hey thats my line!
Also, Its nothing Jim

Jimin
Are you sure tho?

Jennie
Awww you two are adorable

Taehyung
She called him "Jim" 🥺
Guess who's crying an ocean

Chaeyoung
Shut up tae thats my line

Jungkook
Hey guys what did I miss??

Jin
Heyyy jk is heree

Lisa
Yowss how was the date?

Jennie
Chae I bet you 10 bucks

Chaeyoung
Oh yeah? I bet you 20

Jungkook
What are you guys betting abt?
Also, it went well Lis

Chaeyoung
Oh we're betting about Lisa

Lisa
What?

Jennie
Just tell him your jealous lis

Lisa
Im nottttt

Chaeyoung
Ha!! I knew it
Jenniee~~

Jennie
Ugh fine

Jin
You girls are weird

Jisoo
Its called friendship goals Jin

Jin
Oh

Taehyung
Hey wheres Jimin

Chaeyoung
He's driving

Jin
Wait how did you know

Lisa
Because Jimin picked up chae from our dorm to have a date

Jisoo
^^

Jennie
^^^

Jungkook
OoF
ExpOSed

Chaeyoung
Shut up junghoe

Taehyung
OOF JunGHoE

Jennie
Shut up Taehoe

Taehyung
I may be a hoe but Im your hoe jen😉

Jennie
I'm flattered but u still hafta pay me $1000 for my gucci bag

Jin
woah

Lisa
Goodluck Tae

Taehyung
HAHAH omg good joke jen!

Jennie
😑

Jisoo
OoF she's serious Tae

Jungkook
RIP tae, you will be missed

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