Crack two

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Hoes:

You, Jisoo, Chaeyoung, Lalisa, Jin, Jungkook, Taehyung & Jimin

Taehyung
OooOh Jin hyung ur in troublee

Jisoo
Wut? What happened?

Chaeyoung
*Ahem* Concerned *Ahem*

Jin
Awieee ma baby Chuchu is
concerned abt meee??

Lalisa
Get a room u 2

Jennie
Lisa yaa, why so bitter?

Jungkook
I guess she's in her "u kno"

Jimin
What? I dont know..?

Chaeyoung
Its a girls thing

Jimin
What is ittt??? I wanna kno

Chaeyoung
Go ask Seulgi

Lalisa
*Ahem* Jealous *ahem*

Taehyung
Anyhoes,, Jen, Umbrella Academy?

Jennie
Sure, tae.

Jungkook
Uwuuu Netflix & Chill??
Date night???

Jisoo
Omggg She called him "Tae"
Guesss who's crying a river

Jin
Use condoms kids

Jimin
Tf jin hyung. And why are you texting in detention??? How are you not caught yet??

Jin
Cause this handsome man right here←
Lured Mrs. Kim to make me
use ma phone an she said ye

Lalisa
uHM– Im in detention w/ him rn
and a while ago he actually
BEGGED to Mrs. Kim and
he almost cried

Chaeyoung
Uh why are you in Detention Lis?

Jungkook
I know whyy!!

Jisoo
What! Lalisa manoban!
What happened Jk?

Jungkook
I was asking her questions and she
Got annoyed and she yelled
"STFU BITCH WHY DONT U
ASK YOUR SIDE HOE?!!"

Jennie
Omigash jungkook, u hav a side hoe?!

Jimin
I–  Im not gonna ask why

Taehyung
Srry but can you guys shut up
Me and Jennie are watching netflix
And my phone keeps on vibrating.

Lalisa
Oh ye, srry bro.

Enjoy ur date!

Taehyung
I will!

Taehyung
Shit!

Jennie
TAEHYUNG

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