Homestuck X reader one shots

I'm not pretty... (Calliope X fem!reader)

UraniunUmbra (UU) began cheering pesterChum (PC)

UU: hello love ^u^

PC: Hey Callie! What's up?

UU: oh! yes! I was hoping yoU coUld come over, I have something important to tell yoU

PC: Why can't you just tell me here?

UU: it's something I'd rather show yoU than tell yoU

PC: Okay, I'll be over in a bit

pesterChum ceased pestering UraniumUmbra

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You log off of Pesterchum and sit back in your chair. You wonder what Calliope was talking about, you told each other everything. You knew she was a cherub, but you never knew exactly what that ment. You've been to her "house" many times. She has wavy horns, and greenish grey skin and short curly white hair.

You stand up and walk over to your Transportalizer, plug in the coordinates for Calliope's place and stand on the platform.

A second later you end up at Calliope's door. You knock on the door and after a bit of rummaging sounds the small Cherub opens it. "Hi (f/n)!

You smile brightly, "Hi Callie!" After knowing each other for quite awhile, you may have started developing a crush on her.

"Do come in." Calliope says welcomingly.

"Where's Caliborn?" You ask.

"I can't recall where he said he was going...probably somewhere Useless where he can plot my death."

"Aren't you worried he might kill you?"

"No, he is jUst a big baby with an even bigger moUth."

You laugh a bit and tuck a lock of your (h/l) (h/c) behind your ear (this is a nervous habit you have)

"Anyways," You start, "what did you want to show me?"

"Yes, well," Calliope closes the door behind you, "I told yoU that I never lie, and that's not trUe. I don't really look like this, in fact, I am horrifically Ugly."

"Calliope, no, you're beautiful. Nothing can change that."

"BUt (F/n) I know yoU'll be disgUsted by my face..." Calliope averts her eyes away from you, like she thinks you already hate her.

"It's okay, you don't need to show me now, whenever you're ready is fine."

"No, I'm going to man and show yoU." She reaches into her mouth and removes a set of false white troll teeth and showing the original greenish tinted sharp teeth.

She reaches to her hair and hesitates for a moment to quickly look up at you and then back to the floor. Calliope slowly pulls off the white wig. She then picks up a spare towel and wipes her face, the grey comes off easily. It's face paint.

She looks up at you and frowns, "I'm so sorry (f/n)...I shoUld have told yoU."

Without thinking you hug the small girl. She hesitates before hugging you back.

"Calliope, you're still beautiful. The makeup doesn't change you. I'm glad you showed me though, but I also have something to tell you,"

Calliope looks at you confused, "What's that?"

"I love you."

Calliope hugs you again and kisses you on the cheek, "I love yoU too."

"JESuS FuCK ITS AN INFESTATION OF HOMOSEXuALS." Caliborn is standing in the doorway. Dirk is behind him.

"I wouldn't go blabbing about homosexuals dude. Something tells me there's one right here!" Dirk pats the little dickface's head.

"OH FuCK YOu! I AM NOT! uuuuGHHHHHHKWOSKSKEOWDIRJDLSNDKR!!!" Caliborn does a mini flip out and runs away.

Dirk smirks, "Heh, gets him every time."