(P1: Connect to P2?)
(P1: Connected to P2)
(Headset connected)
Sollux: hey (f/n) you there?
(F/n): yeah, what's today's game?
Sollux: ii don't really know what iit2 called, ii ju2t 2ort of found iit lyiing around
(F/n): and it's about...?
Sollux: kiilliing 2tuff duh! that2 the be2t kiind
(F/n): heh. True, anyways let's start
Sollux: okay, iim 2tartiing iit right now
(Game ready, continue?)
(Continue, are both players ready?)
You both click the start buttons on your controllers.
(Game begin)
The starting screen shows two trolls, a guy and a girl, both holding guns. Obviously this is a shooting game. The title is in Alternian and you can't understand it.
(F/n): Sollux, what does that say?
Sollux: Extermiinate...iintere2ting
The game gives a quick walkthrough, it's about a lab experiment gone wrong, each troll effected by the experiment took on a slight formation of their lusis. Getting the same powers but the need to change every non lusis-troll into one of them. The game seems kind of dumb but you go with it.
The game goes to a character select screen, Sollux picks the male avatar and you pick the female. You then get to choose your weapon. You make two (f/c) handguns. Sollux makes a red and blue shotgun.
The game begins a moment later. The laboratory is a hemospectrum of blood everywhere.
Out of nowhere a half troll half lion mutation jumps at your avatars. You don't hesitate to shoot it, Sollux follows after you. The creature's red-orange blood goes everywhere.
(F/n): this game is pretty easy
Sollux: 2hut up and keep playiing
You destroy the troll-lion and then you notice on the back wall in red blood it messily says "Flu2hed for (f/n)"
(F/n): Hey, what's that on the wall?
Sollux: probably ju2t a gliitch
'Some glitch' you think.
You decide to ignore it anyways and continue playing the game.
-----time skip because I am lazy AF-----
Later in the game during a boss level, you're both on your final lives, the pink-blooded-octopus troll decides to fuck your shit and kill you both.
(F/n): damn it we were so close
Sollux: eh, ii thiink we diid pretty good
The game over screen changes to a whole panel. In pixelated words it says "(f/n) wiill you be my mate2priite?"
(Press A to answer yes, press X to answer no)
(F/n): Sollux what's going on
Sollux: ju2t answer the question
(F/n): is this you trying to ask me out
Sollux: iim tryiing to be cool about iit!
(F/n): okay then Captor
You press the 'A' button and the screen changes to flashing hearts.
Sollux: hey (f/n)
(F/n): yeah?
Sollux: flu2hed for you <3
(F/n): Flushed for you too <3
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This was short, I know....bleh.... •~•
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Homestuck X reader one shots
أدب الهواةJust a bunch of random one shots, you can request if you want. I'll try to do both Homosexual and straight ones, cause yeah I'm that cool~ [u]~[u] no not really... SO YEAH WHATEVER
