It's not just a country, it's an art.
My friends and I, went to different countries. They chose Canada, U.K, Greece and Japan. Meanwhile.... me? idk where to go, nag teleport na ako sa China, Russia, Germany and many more countries but i can't find the right girl as my main character to my documentary. Para akong ligaw na ibon na lumilipad, di alam kung saan ang tamang daan. Hanggang sa may makita akong malaking billboard? Looks like a map around the globe, i was so amazed cause there's so many countries pala. I was just scanning the map but suddenly my eyes stopped when i saw a unique country. Ang ganda ng shape ng bansa nila compared sa iba, parang may painter na nag guhit sa bansang to kaya ang sarap tignan? It is called the philippines, saw the info about this country. I think this is the perfect country for me? It's not just a country, it's an art.
Agad agad akong nag teleport, 1 or 2 segundo lang narating ko na agad itong magandang bansa na to. Bago ako lumipad at maghanap, siniguro kong naka invinsible na ako para di ako makita ng tao. It is so weird to see a guy flying here, right? Searching for my main character is really hard to do since i am very picky, inabot na ako ng gabi kakahanap. But after a few minutes? Someone caught my attention, using my x-ray vision. I saw a young lady laying on her bed while holding her fone? she was smiling infront of her fone and then it quickly changed from smiling face to poker face. Bumaba ako just to observe her, nakita ko she's watching a movie pala about magic, alien stuff. Pumasok ako sa room nya ng walang kahirap hirap, kaya kong tumagos sa kahit anong bagay or wall. I am still invisible so no need to worry na makita nya ako, humiga ako sa tabi nya at alam kong naramdaman nya yun kaya tumayo sya agad at umupo sa sofa beside her bed. Sinundan ko pa rin sya dun at umupo sa tabi nya ng dahan dahan.
Me: ❝ stop watching that stupid movie ❞
You: ❝ who the fuck are you? a ghost? not afraid of shts like that ❞
Me: ❝ not a ghost. you're wasting your time to that crappy movie huh ❞
You: ❝ then what kind of creature are you? i can hear your voice but i can't see you. if you're trying to scare me, dude good luck. stfu weirdo ❞
Me: ❝ stop watching magical movies and start a magical adventure with me, for real. i am an extraordinary creature from the planet of heroes and i chose you as my main character to my documentary about humans ❞
Inalis ko na ang pagkaka invisible ko and i'm sure nakikita mo na ako. I'm suprised kasi di ka nagulat na katabi mo ako.
You: ❝ so? why aren't you wearing a costume if you're a hero? you're just wearing a normal pants and hoody ❞
Me: ❝ just because i'm a hero, you're expecting me to wear costumes as if i'm a dumb character on a movie? RACIST. ❞
You: ❝ No seriously? Haha ok just use me as your main character, whatever in one condition ❞
Me: ❝ okay? anything you want ❞
You: ❝ you need to save people who needs help, you need to go to school with me and please entertain me. i'm so done watching sci-fi movies, i want to experience something special ❞
Me: ❝ okay deal but hey my name's Hausoj Tolane. please don't forget my name ❞
