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Tell No One {Cole & Jay I guess?? [MxF]}

Song: I Wish You Were Mine by Anders

Setting: Season 4 Episode 1

Word count: 1,321

Third Person

     "Welcome to Borg Industries. I'm P.I.X.A.L., Cyrus's Primary Interactice X-ternal Assistant Life-form."

     A loud gasp interrupted the A.I. "OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO COOL, EEEEEE!"

     "[Y/N], babe, calm down!" Cole laughed, trying to calm his girlfriend. "We've only just entered the building!"

     "HOW CAN YOU BE CALM?! SHE'S FREAKING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, WE'RE IN THE FUTURE!"

     P.I.X.A.L.'s emotionless expression changed to one of amusement as she asked in her robotic tone, "Like your boyfriend said, this is only the beginning of your tour. I have not even shown you around. Am I that interesting?"

     "YES!" [Y/N] exclaimed. "YOU'RE A PERSON MADE BY ANOTHER PERSON WITHOUT- MMMMPHHHRTYFDGJ."

     Cole slapped a hand over her mouth silencing her next words with a chuckle.

     "I am sorry to hear about the traffic accident," P.I.X.A.L. continued, turning her gaze to Zane, who had taken the lead.

     "Wow, news travels fast," commented Cole, not daring to remove his palm from his girlfriend's lips.

     "Everything in New Ninjago City is fully automated and interconnected."

     A muffled scream from beside Cole called the group's attention to the girl, who was spastically flicking her hands to help contain the energy bubbling inside her so she didn't start jumping up and down and screeching from excitement.

     "Your antiquated bus should be ready shortly."

     The feminine A.I. stepped closer to the white ninja.

     "You are Zane, a droid like me. What does 'Zane' stand for?"

     "I-I stand for peace, freedom and courage in the face of all who threaten Ninjag-"

     With an amused shake of his head, Jay stopped him with a hand on his shoulder and a loud, "She means your name, tinhead!"

     Embarrassed, Zane said, "I... guess I'm just.. Zane."

     "Permission to scan?"

     "Uh... er.. Permission... granted?"

     Jay let out a giddy chuckle and elbowed Nya, "Check it out! Zane has an admirer!~"

     [Y/N] licked Cole's hand, who recoiled immediately with a grossed out, "HEY!" while the [h/c] girl screamed, "THAT'S SO CUUUUUUUUTE OH MY GAWWWWWWDDDDDD!"

     "Your hardware is outdated and your processor is slow and incompatible with ours," said P.I.X.A.L., her eyes emitting a blue beam as she scanned the nervous Nindroid. "Peculiar. All droids must recharge our batteries, yet curiously, I'm unable to locate your energy source." She tilted her head. "What powers you?"