Misfits Group Chat

Message Three - Let's Get Gayer

DONT DO FUCKIG DRUGS

iNutterButter: guys I just met the best person ever and I want to ass him

creamsTHICCle: damn Matt. I knew you were gay but not THAT gay

iNutterButter: *add
iNutterButter: you don't get a say in this

creamsTHICCle: I'm here so I do <3

iNutterButter: does someone have an emoji for the vine where the guy throw the love in the blender

Fitz the Father: who's the guyv

iNutterButter: this dude who I met
iNutterButter: threw Glitter Bomb at homophobes

Swagger [High] changed their name to 0 days w/o Drugs

iNutterButter: So. Much. Glitter.
iNutterButter: Really?

0 days w/o Drugs: Sorry, continue

creamsTHICCle: pics?

iNutterButter: better. Video
iNutterButter: [Video Sent]

(Video begins. Part of Matt's face is shown with three guys in the background. They're screaming homophobic slurs away from Matt. The camera turns to an open window, where a Rainbow Pride Flag is flying. A man pops out, yells "Jealous Cishets are Illegal!!" Before throwing a balloon out the window. Camera follows it to the ground, where it explodes all over the four men. Men as disgusted and walk away mumbling. Matt still sits there, stunned, with Glitter all over his back. He makes no effort to move. End of Video.)

Convicted Convict: how does someone fit that much glitter into a balloon

0 days w/o Drugs: the world may never know

creamsTHICCle: glorious

iNutterButter: Permision to add him?

0 days w/o Drugs: I think it's a crim if you don't

Fitz the Father: omg that's fucking Toby.

iNutterButter: YOU KNOW HIM?!?!

Fitz the Father: THATS MY BEST FRIEND

0 days w/o Drugs: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND

Convicted Cunts: I WANT TO FUCK SOMETHING

Fitz the Father: that's for contributing, son.

iNutterButter:

creamsTHICCle: just add him, Fitz or iNutt

iNutterButter: yeah I've got to change this name to something creative

Fitz the Father added TOBY to the chat!

Toby: the QUEEn has arrived, bitches
Toby: Hey Cam

Fitz the Father: Hey Toby
Fitz the Father: So, glitter bombing homophobia is your strategy now?

Toby: id try arson, but that's technically illegal

Convicted Cunt: I like him

0 days w/o drugs: of course you do, Mason

Toby changed their name to Dominant Gay

creamsTHICCle: whos the sub

Dominant Gay: Everyone else

creamsTHICCle: F for the straights

Convicted Cunt: 🔪

0 days w/o Drugs: 💣

Dominant Gay: 🔥

Fitz the Father: why are my children like this