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Message Five - Aliens

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by Dopple_girl

by Dopple_girl

Toby and her Bois

creamsTHICCle: which dumbass is willing to take me to the raid on Area 51???

Fitz the Father: were Kiwis?????

0 days w/o Drugs: why go there when I'm an alien right here? 👽

Dominant Gay: New Horror Movie
Dominant Gay: The Creature under the Helmet

Reckless with Edibles: I'd pay to see that

0 days w/o Drugs changed their name to Area 51 Reject

Area 51 Reject: We apart of the Kyles or Naruto Rumners?

Dominant Gay: Clearly the minecrafters in the back digging their way in

Reckless with Edibles: I call texting the aliens were here

Fitz the Father: We are NOT going to the Area 51 raid

creamsTHICCle: hey google how do I cancel 6 plane tickets to Nevada

Dominant Gay:

Dominant Gay: We go without him

Reckless with Edibles: We about to go HAM on the US alien base

Area 51 Reject: We've got Shaggy, Chuck Norris, Betty White and Keanu Reeves. What can go wrong?

Fitz the Father: my children
Fitz the Father: y Tho

creamsTHICCle: You're not my dad!

Fitz the Father: I am your dad now get out of the fucking tank

creamsTHICCle: I'm in a tank and you're not!

Convicted Cunt: He's my dad fuck off, cunt

Reckless with Edibles: Thank you, Mason, for the contribution to the conversation

Fitz the Father: Mason, I'm not just your dad

Convicted Cunt: I want a sister tho
Convicted Cunt: and an alien

Dominant Gay: he's on our side!!

Fitz the Father: why are you all against me?!?!?!

Area 51 Reject: because you a buzzkill not letting us live our alien meme dreams

creamsTHICCle: We will get aliens, no matter what

Dominant Gay: I will use you as a sacrifice if I have to

Fitz the Father: Find. When is this thing

Reckless with Edibles: We're not saying because we're not inviting you

Fitz the Father: omfg really?

Area 51 Reject: Area 51 is a Fitz free zone.