The Crystals Of The Krew (ItsFunneh Fanfic)

Chapter 1: Gold's Operation Warm-up! ✔

Is it weird that the day after I thought of writing this story, Draco / Allen put on his insta story that its hailing? No? Meh.

Funneh's POV:

Upon hearing the sound of clutter and objects falling downstairs, I shot up from my pillow, startled. I stand up to take my phone, just to see that it was 6:54 am.

"Who would be awake at this hour?" I mumbled. I decided to open my bedroom door, just a crack, to see if it was safe to go out.

After I saw that the coast was clear, I sneakily went out of my room. Just a step on the staircase, I saw the most horrid thing ever in mankind. Gold in the kitchen, cooking her, "crispy and delicious" pancakes.

Only then I realised that there were candles placed on the dining table, with all the clutter usually on it, thrown carelessly into the living room. The candles were placed at the middle of the table, lengthwise. It smelled like roses, too.

I looked at Gold, wearing a thick jacket and hat. Only now I realised that it was hailing. It's usual for Canada to be cold, unless it's December, I guess. But seriously, hail? I sighed and rolled my eyes at the thought.

I then decided to go to the living room, greeting Gold on the way there.

Gold's POV:

While I was cooking my define pancakes, someone down the hallway greets me without warning. Stunned, I look behind slowly. Basically dramatically. It was Funneh. She walked to the living room, seeming like she didn't give a care in the world.

"Funneh, you're awake?!" I enquired. "I should be asking the same question to you," she responds. Since I just wasn't in the mood, I just told her that I would talk about it later when the rest of the Krew was awake.

Soon, I finished making my beautiful pancakes. I placed them on the table in front of each seat neatly. "Funneh, I'm done with breakfast! Call the rest of the Krew!" Funneh hastitly stood up and ran upstairs, seeming petrified. Oh well, I thought. She probably forgot something.

Rainbow's POV:

"Knock knock, Betty! Wake up! Hurry!"

I stood up feeling groggy and opened the door, rubbing my temples. Funneh suddenly grabs my hand aggressivly and drags me across the hallway. "Hey, wha-" Funneh suddenly covers my mouth before I could even finish. She wakes up the rest of the Krew, then drags everybody to her bedroom painfully.

Funneh shuts the door, and looks at us with a death glare. "It's gonna be a long day." she says. The Krew and I raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"Gold made pancakes." she screeched in horror dramatically. "Rainbow, you still have the food from VidCon, right?" everyone looks at me with those sad puppy eyes. "Yes." I replied, pissed off. Funneh adds on to her already horrifying sentence with, "Gold is going to make us eat together in the dining room."

Uh oh.

"Is it because it's hailing?" Draco asks.
"Probably more than that." Funneh says. "She said she'll explain it when you're all down...there. Let's go."

When all of us went downstairs in trepidation, Gold stood up from her seat, ecstatic to tell us what we would be going to do today. "Probably shopping." Lunar whispers. We giggled in response. "I hope not." Draco added on.