My Randomness

Cracked - Best day

This chapter is dedicated to @singerstrunk123 for letting me help with your book.

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So today I hung out with my crew and best friend, Lee and it was awesome. I also noticed that I have two freckles under my ear on my neck and it looks like a vampire bitten me weirdly.

Things that made today a amazingly awesome,

1.) I've been chased down by my Bff's dad weird creepy friend that is possibly a serial killer in the making. Chasing after 13 year old girls looking like a mad scientist on steroids and runaway prisoners doesn't look so nice on your profile. (Lol this wasn't really awesome just wanted to include it plus he was hella creepy with a capital K!)

2.) I went on top with my crew and Lee of a tall abandoned house and I got that crossed off my bucket list. I could've died up there! I was so scary but exhilarating at the same time. I would say you should do it too some time but that wouldn't be right so don't try this at home kids. (Lol I bet almost everyone that reads this is 13 or 14)

3.) I went into that abandoned house I went on top of. Like into the house. I touch the wall on the other side on the second floor because we (Lee and I) went up the fire escape. I searched around inside the abandoned house. This is all her neighbors house and we almost got caught. I was also scared for this. Most of my day I was scared actually but also fun.

4.) Then I just hung out with my crew an Lee for awhile. We went to a park and the library. Later we went to a little cute restaurant thing and ate dinner there. I had a hoagie, original. After that we went back to Lee's house with just ourselves.

Then I noticed that there was a sign for security cameras on the abandoned house we went in. Then me and Lee started to freak out. We were all like,

"Omg we are going to die!" Lee would freak out with.

"Omgod we are going to jail not die!" I screamed after her.

"What are we going to do!" She yelled out with a tint of acres in her voice.

"Say we were force into prostitution and we ran away and became squatters." I say and went into her trampoline.

"I'm saying that I killed my soccer ball up there and went to get it." She said following me.

"Up a second floor of a house about twenty feet high?"

"It makes sense."

"I say we got with mine."

"Yeah, because yours is bullet proof sealed." She rolled her eyes at me and I saluted her with my middle finger.

After that she came over my house and we went to Walmart first though.

5.) At Walmart we went into the back where the art stuff is and where there is never anyone there but older people. We went over there and hide in feathers. Like feather scarves. She hide in the features then she got out and I got in.

I was hiding in there for a little while when Lee said a lady was coming. I decided to wait it out. Then she started to say the feathers were so colorful and feathery. She moved her hands over the feathers and kept complementing it.

She told me the coast was clear to come out but when I got out I tripped and the older lady saw me trip out. She was so cool with it like it happens all the time. She laughed at us and said to be more careful next time and hide till it's all clear.

6.) Then we decided to do something else and we went down the pillow aisle. Then the idea hit me, literally. Lee hit me with a pillow. We started to do a pillow fight in the middle of the store. Eventually a store worker came and we quickly left.

7.) We moved down some more aisles. Then I saw a straw thing. (You know for the pool, the noodles) We both grabbed a noodle and started fighting again. My younger sister came up and joined us after awhile. Then my dad had to stop us before we got in trouble again. So then we moved to different aisle till we hit the kiddy pillow/bedding area.

8.) I saw a Mike (the little green guy in Monsters INC.) guy and took a picture with him. (uploaded in the front of the chapter) I then started to throw him at Lee and she video taped it, stupid of her by the way. I then did it too hard and it hit her face and she dropped her phone.

And guess what?

It broke.

That was the second phone I broke of my friends. I was so mad and upset with myself. I was practically in tears and I was everywhere with my emotions.

She said she wanted to leave earlier to tell her parents. I was so scared shirtless I actually made my WILL! I really did, even though Jt has like nothing on it.

Then she said everything was fine and I want going to die Nd we were fine.

So that makes headlines in my life. But basically, I break things but I'm fun.

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