Right, in this book, me and my mate known as 'Allbert x' will teach you noobs on how to be romantic cunts.
It's easy seriously, we don't understand how you pricks aren't rolling in clunge? Seriously, it's simple.
But if you're really O1 material, then here, we've wrote a book for you. If you don't follow the rules, then 'yi fuckin gay mate'
Enjoy, but learn!
