Right, well you have to be stylin' for your girl right? Well we've even added in a list of bitchin' clothes to wear to get them revin'
We'll start at the bottom, fucking crocks! Doesn't matter which colour, but blue is prefered and a spiderman button to put in one of the holes in a nessesity!
Then on to your pants, you'll be wanting denim 3 quaters, showing off your manly leg hair! If you don't own a pair, a good pair of cream slacks will do nicely, you'll look bitchin'
Right son, now we're up to your chest area. What you'll need is a good, old wife beater vest with food stains from mince pie, con carne or others. What looks more manly than a bitching vest? Nothing. To cover this you'll need your grey George jacket with big pockets to hold all your emotions and shit. Then to tie everything together you'll need a big, heavy, golden $ chain. You aren't even American, but the $ sign looks fucking bad ass, even Ke$ha has it, but she's shit.
Finally you'll need your all important Hello Kitty Bag, inside you will need, 2+ Jars of Mayo, a copy of this book, spare 50p's incase you fail on the claw machine, your 90s Nokia brick and a solar powered Nokia charger.
