Vampire!VariCato!AU Song Paradoys

But'rfly in the Bathroom (Vampire!VariCato AU Paradoy)

Hey Guys! 'Back with  a new paradoy :D

So this particular paradoy/song takes place after Little Cato and Star get into an argument at a party.... In a bathroom XD  I'm not gonna explain what the fight was about (cuz spoilers for the fanfic for this AU), but I will say that at the end of the fight  Little Cato calls Star a loser which then causes Star to have a panic attack.

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(Star):I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fallI could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
I'm a freakshow in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me aloneBut I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pairNow through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
So I'm just
But'rfly in the bathroom, But'rfly in the bathroom, at a partyForget how long it's beenI'm just
But'fly in the bathroom, But'fly in the bathroom, at a party
No you can't come in!I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leaveAnd picking at grout as I softly grieveA rare But'rfly that you don't know, But'rfly flyin' solo,
But'rfly in the bathroom by herselfAll by herself
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our historyMemories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a creepy, g-bender version of meAnd I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door.. I wanna dance with somebody!And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Now it's just
But'rfly in the bathroom, But'rfly in the bathroom, at a party
I half regret the beersBut'rfly in the bathroom, But'rfly in the bathroom, at a party
As I choke back the tearsI'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dryOr I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!A rare But'fly that you don't know, But'fly flyin' solo
But'fly in the bathroom by herself!
Knock, knock, knock, knockThey're gonna start to shout soonKnock, knock, knock, knockOh shit yeah, I'll be out soon!
(Star & Party Goers):
Knock, knock, knock, knock
(Star):
It sucks he left me here alone..
(Star & Party Goers):
Knock, knock, knock, knock
(Star):
Here in this teenage battle zone..
(Star & Party Goers):
Clang, clang, clang, clang!
(Star):
I feel the pressure blowing up..
(Star & Party Goers):
Bang, bang, bang, bang!
(Star):
My big mistake was showing up..
(Star & Party Goers):
Splash, splash, splash, splash!
(Star):
I throw some water in my faceAnd I am in a better placeI go to open up the doorBut I can't hear knockingAnymore
And I can't help but yearnFor a different timeAnd then I look in the mirrorAnd the present is clearerAnd there's no denying, I'm just..
*sobs*
At a partyIs there a sadder sight than...
*hums*But'rfly in the bathroom at a partyThis is a heinous nightI should head on back home, an' cry in my bedOr maybe slit my wristsBleed out til I'm fuckin' dead!'Cause Star But'rfly's a lonerSo she must be a stonerRides a Pink-Cruiser!God I'm such a loserBut'fly flyin' soloWho you'll never knowBut'fly in the bathroom by herselfOh, by herselfOh, by herself
All you know about me is my nameAwesome partyI'm so glad I came

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I only own the lyric changes

Star belongs to Disney

Song: Michael in the Bathroom from Be More Chill