Bruce Dickinson

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1.) Bruce Dickinson doesn't only fly by aircraft, he has real wings, he does not mention this much because he is embarrassed of having a nickname like "the bird-man".

2.) Bruce Dickinson smokes weed every Sunday

4.) "Fear Of The Dark", was originally going to be titled, "Fear Of The Duck". This is because Bruce Dickinson has a phobia of ducks called duckphobia.

5.) Bruce Dickinson once swallowed a ladybug


6.) Bruce Dickinson can taste colours

7.) Bruce Dickinson can't count to the number 666

8.) Bruce Dickinson was once in a porno

9.) When asked about his thoughts on a recent situation where Eddie became "extra THICC", he replied, "For fuck's sake, why can't I be that thick? I'm jealous".

10.) Bruce Dickinson was once the victim of Eddie's "six hour spanking" ASMR loop videos, footage can be found on YouTube.

11.) Because of the many pranks and shenanigans Eddie has pulled with Bruce, Bruce has recently revealed he has, "Bloody trust issues!!"

12.) Bruce Dickinson once got drunk and attempted to "drown" a goldfish for seven hours.

13.) Bruce Dickinson once filmed himself having a hard time on the toilet for 12 hours, after what he called, "A long night of Taco Bell".

14.) Bruce Dickinson is the Chuck Norris of Metal

15.) Bruce Dickinson can't swim, he always wears invisible floaties

16.) Bruce Dickinson named his album "skunksworks" after an incident in 1989, where he was sprayed by a skunk when collecting wild mushrooms to get high on.

17.) In 2009, Bruce Dickinson attempted to call Satan, dialing "666-666-666". Instead of picking up The Devil himself, Bruce managed to get in touch with a random hillbilly in Kentucky.











(No disrespect to Iron Maiden intended, this is just a little thing for laughs! 🇬🇧🤟🏻)

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