"Ooooooh Tougou, I want to marry you right now so I can fuck you." She whispered in his ear. He made a rumbly giggle.
"B o o b s." He breathed.
"Why don't we....go down to Australia and tie the knot." She suggested, straightening out his sweater.
"Nah, Boobiko-I mean Osoko, I thought if I ever got married it would be a real, fancy wedding." He sighed. Osoko rolled her eyes. "Or if you want, we can do the fuck right here on your bed."
"No, I'm a good child of god."
"But we're still getting married?"
"Yass."
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"So do you want something to drink? Coffee, beer, milk?"
"Coffee for my mouth and milk for my ass."
Osoko shuddered and he winked. "Kidding."
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"I don't see how you can still be a child of god and want to kill Fap-chan. I thought she was gonna be a ring bearer." Tougou said as they walked hand and hand down the street, a bunch of daggers stuffed down their pants. In fact, one is working its way into Tougou's-I'm getting off track.
Osoko scowled. "She was. But then she kept ignoring me so I thought, 'fuck it, i'll kill her off first.'"
Tougou shrugged. "Fair enough. Let's do it." He agreed.
He hailed down a cab and directed the cab driver towards Fap-chan's home.
TO BE CONTINUED
