*Ein has joined the chatroom*
Ein: Hi ;)
Aph: Hey..?
Ein: What's with the question mark?
Aph: It's that people usually don't text me at 3am...
Ein: I'm not like normal people
Aph: I knew that you horny freak.
Ein: Getting kinky ;)
Aph: You're disgusting
*Garroth has entered the chatroom*
*Laurence has entered the chatroom*
Garroth: HELP US
Laurence: WE'RE STRUGGLING
*Dante has entered the chatroom*
Aph: What's happening?
Ein: ....and why don't I care enough
Laurence: DANTE'S TRYING TO PIN US DOWN
Dante: SooOo? You deserve vvit
Ein: Is he drunk?
Garroth: Very
Aph: What even happened anyway?
Laurence: We don't have time for details but
Ein: I need details
Laurence: GAH no Ein!
Laurence: Anyway long story short, Dante got stupid drunk and started hitting on me and Garroth.
Garroth: We ran home but he was still trying to underdress us
Dante: ThTs wgT a friend us suppofsr ro do for his beos!?!!!!!
Aph: We need a translater.
Laurence: That's not the time for that! Just help us escape!
Aph: Run over here!
Ein: Are you alone aph?
Aph: yeah and?
*Ein has left the chatroom*
Aph: Strange
Garroth: We're coming Aph!!!
*Garroth has left the chatroom*
*Laurence has left the chatroom*
Aph: Well that was strange...
*Travis has entered the chatroom*
Aph: Well I gotta go masterbait now
Travis: What in satan's asschecks are you saying Aph?! I never expected that from you!!
Aph: I meant Meditate!
Travis: Oooohhhhh....well then cya
*Aph has left the chatroom*
Travis: Oh! Btw I'm gay
Travis: Bye Everyone!
Travis: And good luck with Dante to Garroth & Laurence who's on 17 types of crack
Travis: Bye crackheads!
*Travis has left the chatroom*
(i'm still rusty im sorry, let me know what you think pls, love you beautiful people and happy canada day to the canadian's out there)
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FanfictionConversions between every character. Feel free to suggest some! Cover art credit: YobanSai
