Gaming Detour | Rwby X Gamer Reader

Talk With Big Boy Oz

We were inside the hall where teams or something were being announced, everyone just stared at us as we talked in discord instead of the game.

Ozpin: Looks like things are shaping to be an, interesting year. Especially with these three down here at the front. Can you please come up?

Me, Uni and Windy all made our ways up to the stage and spawned chairs for ourselves.

Ozpin: You three seem to quite the magicians, you interupted the initiation by falling from the sky on a pile of stuff, using very strange devices to move stuff and making chairs out of thin air. So, who are you three?

I stood up off my chair and began to speak

Y/n: U-Uhh my name is Y/n, this is Uni, and this Windy. We are just normal people playing a video game who got diverted here instead of the game. I know it sounds hard to believe, but it's true I swear!

Everyone in the crowd giggle a bit before returning to silence to let Ozpin talk.

Ozpin: Yes that does sound hard to believe... Well, you three may do what do what you would like here. As long as it's good. And come see me later in my office.

Windy: are we gonna fight those scorpion things!

Windy says as he jumps out of his chair in excitement.

Uni: He's gonna kill us.

Ozpin: Of course.

Ozpin says ignoring Uni's comment as Windy becomes all excited. Ozpin shoots his hand out towards us to shake

Y/n: *Sigh* Hang on.

I get off my chair and wander to my closet to grab my VR and body trackers. Once I find them I walk back and set them up, then wear them.

Y/n: Back. I'm wearing my body trackers now.

I stick out my hand to shake his and walk back into the audience along with Uni and Windy after they handshake as well.

UNI: Disconecty fecky secky mc kecky confetti!

Uni shouts as he walks down the stairs.

Windy: Wait what?

Y/n: Woah calm down there Uni!

While we're arguing people start to watch and listen to us until you can only hear us.

Y/n: You can't just disconnect after we discovered something amazing!

Windy: Y/n he spoke in like a different language how did you understand???

Windy blurts out all confused like

Y/n: Is this cause you have to be at a school.

Uni immediately goes quiet but continues to stare before mumbling

Uni: Maybe...

Windy: Ohh, that's what's going on! There's no need to act like that though, did you see that scorpion thing?

I nod in agreement to Windy's suggestion before realizing we are the only ones speaking .

Y/n: Oh Uhhh sorry, continue.

As the gathering ends Ozpin says he wants to see us in his office straight after. As we are walking down the hallway towards an elevator with Goodwitch we start to point fingers.

Y/n: All you're fault Windy!

Windy: What? me?

Uni: Nah, nah nah you've got it all wrong, it was actually you.

Y/n: Lies!

I shout as Goodwitch hits me and Uni on the back of our heads as we enter the elevator. Once at the top she leaves and we are left with Ozpin.

Oz: I'm very intrigued with you three...

He says as we sit down on a few chairs

Oz: I want to see your abilities.

Y/n:  Whaddya mean?

Oz: Like... Summon something!

Uni pulls out a gun and fires at the floor to make a wardrobe appear out of nowhere while Ozpin looks impressed.

Oz: Amazing... How about we put your abilities to the test?

Windy: What kinda test?

Oz  stands up and hands us a GPS to a place at the vale docks. We all squish together to look at it then get ready to talk again.

Uni: What's over here?

Oz: Where the test will take place.

Uni: Looks like my dog's house...

-TimeySkippey-

Proffesor Port: Monsters, Demons, prowlers of the night! Yes the creatures of Grimm have many names!

As he was talking I got pretty bored and zoned out until I had a great idea: Spawn barrels behind him till he finds out...

The first few made people giggle quietly as Port continued the lecture. For my final performance, I spawned in a TV, couch, table and cup of coffee. Then I spawned a manequin watching TV and sitting on the couch with coffee.

Port: -To protect those who cannot protect themselves, but from-

I tuned out Port again as I see Uni leaning on the table while fading through the table with his body trackers, Windy seen too so me and him are quietly holding in laughter. Everyone is about to crack as Uni adds a massive floating bathtub m, but instead we all get snapped out of it by Weiss shooting her hand up

Weiss: I do sir!

Port: Well then, let's see!

He says as he gestures to a cage beside him and sti not noticing all the random stuff behind him. To not get in trouble, I quickly remove it all.

Port: Step forward, and face your opponent!

-Next class-

Poor blondey... I think as I watch him get humiliated by the armor wearing jerk

Uni: Keep going you're a great fighter blondey! Armor guy with a mace is cooler though!

I quickly smack uni on the back of the head with a crowbar almost throwing him away.

Uni: I may not feel the pain, but I do feel hurt in an emotional way.

Suddenly Jaune gets his nuts kicked in and all the boys wince and cover their precious nuts.

Windy: I feel that in both ways...

I drift away from the VR headset and silently sob.

Y/n: Another good man lost...

I slide the headset back on to see Cardin bringing his mace above his head about to smack down. But fortunately, JaUnE is saved by the bell

Glynda: Now remember everyone they vytal festival is only a few months away! So students from other kingdoms will start arriving in vale, so keep practicing. Those who choose to compete will be representing all of vale.

I raise my hand just as she finishes to ask a question.

Glynda: Yes?

Y/n: The hecks a vytal festival?

Glynda: it when students from different kingdoms come to compete and represent their schools.

She replies efficiently

Uni: Rather water my plants instead. They need their nutrients.

*Visible Confusion from class*