Cougar: HAI GUYS! IM HOSTING TODAYYYYYYY!!! :))))
Echo: Cool.
Carnelian: do I get to kill anyone?
Kinkajou: WOO COUGAR! YOU'RE DOING GREAAAAATTTTTT!!!
Galaxy: *confused expression* what's going on?
Sapphire: really, I thought you said Cougar could host!
Eclipse: no she said Cougar smelled like mango
Cougar: NEEEEWWWWWWW DAREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Galaxy: woohoo. So excited.
Cougar: it's from Andrea-The-Eevee!
Echo: what's Eevee?
Winter: a chewy brown thing that makes stars appear
Cougar: oooooooo!
Moon: oh. No, don't do i-
Cougar: *snaps talons*
Teleport to Warrior cats!
Everyone: *falls into the forest*
Kinkajou: OOOOH!! LOOOKKKK! RAAAIIINNNNFFFOOORRREEESSSSTTTTTTTT!!
Carnelian: you look weird
Galaxy: WHAT!? WHERE ARE MY WINGS?!
Echo: WHERE ARE MINES!?
Everyone except Cougar starts painicing
Cougar: Lol! Welcome to warrior cats!
Winter: cats? What?
Kinkajou: we are so cute!
Carnelian: I hate you Cougar.
Winter: so do I
Cougar: I don't care
Qibli: what is the dare.
Cougar: you'll see. Meanwhile, I'm going to give us new names!
Carnelian: oh goodie.
Cougar: I'm Minnowpaw, Carnelian you are Fishface....
Carnelian/Fishface: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Galaxy: hahahahaha!!!
Cougar: Galaxy you are Leopardtail...
Galaxy/Leopardtail: grrrr! I don't have a Leopardtail!
Cougar: I don't care. Moon, you are Darkstripe. Winter you are Coldfur. Qibli you are Sandpaw.
Echo you are Skypool. Sapphire you are Silverfeather. Kinkajou you are Monkeyclaw. Eclipse you are Icepaw.
Winter/Coldfur: COLDFUR?! ARGH.
Kinkajou/Monkeyclaw: I LOVE MY NAMEEEEEEE!!
Cougar/Minnowpaw: Alright! Let's go to ThunderClan!
Echo/Skypool: what?
Cougar/Minnowpaw: shush. Come
Time skip to ThunderClan camp
Greystripe: HALT! Who are you
Carnelian/Fishface: get outta the way before I claw off your precious face.
Greystripe: SHADOWCLAN INTRUDERS!! SOUND THE ALARM!!
Cougar/Minnowpaw: no. No. No! We are rouges! We are here to join ThunderClan.
Greystripe: hmm. I'll take you to Bluestar.
Sapphire/Silverfeather: somehow, I knew something like that would happen.
Bluestar: LET ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH THEIR OWN PREY JOIN ME AT THE ROCK!!!!!
Qibli/Sandpaw: "the rock?"
Cougar/Minnowpaw: come.
Qibli/Sandpaw: I know you keep saying that! I don't wanna die without telling Moon I-
Galaxy/Leopardtail: shhh.
All cats gathered at "the rock"
Bluestar: loyal ThunderClan, I am here to say that Cinderpelt, has told me that StarClan has sent a prophecy, Cinderpelt, please continue.
Cinderpelt: it is true, StarClan has given me a prophe-
Carnelian/Fishface: SO GET ON WITH ITTTTTTTTT!!!
Bluestar: excuse me, Fishface, DO NOT INTERRUPT OUR MEDICINE CAT!!
Cougar/Minnowpaw: *waves tail in front of Carnelian/Fishface's mouth* I'm sorry, Bluestar. She didn't mean to interrupt.
Bluestar: very well. Cinderpelt.
Cinderpelt: they said this:
Fire alone can save our clan.
Watching cats: But we all fear fire! Impossible! StarClan is wrong! No!
Bluestar: SILENCE! We will find a way.
After that...
Winter/Coldfur: so. We jump in lava and then go home?
Cougar/Minnowpaw: but it says "Fire." Not lava.
Eclipse/Icepaw: well, I think the "fire" means like burning. And the fastest way to burn is in lava.
Galaxy/Leopardtail: I agree. Let's go jump in lava!
Sapphire/Silverfeather: oh no.
Later, at the lava pit...
Moon/Darkstripe: so, we just jump in?
Echo/Skypool: I vote to make it quick.
Carnelian/Fishface: I wanna go home.
Galaxy/Leopardtail: on the count of three...
Winter/Coldfur: three...
Eclipse/Icepaw: two.....
Sapphire/Silverfeather: *closes eyes, deep breath.*
Galaxy/Leopardtail: ONE!!
Everyone jumps in.
Sapphire/Silverfeather: OWWWW!! IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSSSSSS!!
Qibli/Sandpaw: I think we should have gone with fire.
Galaxy/Leopardtail: ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. OWWWW!
Kinkajou/Monkeyclaw: IM BURNING IN LAVA! WOO! YEAH!! ITS AWESOME!!
Galaxy/Leopardtail: I'm going to try to die as soon as possible *dives under*
Everyone else agrees and dives.
Cougar/Minnowpaw: WELP! SEE YO- *Blub* NEXT TIMEEEE! *drowns in lava*
