niichans storytime

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once upon a time there was a rock in a dungeon. it didn't really do much. kinda just sat there and watched people die.  could it do something? yeah, but most of these people kicked the rock every now and then so to spite them, it let them die.

then an adventurer came along. he had the dumbest fucking hat. it was like a fedora crossed with a snapback and also a top hat?? "what the FUCK is that" thought the rock.

but unfortunately, it could not speak. it very much wanted to attack the adventurer just for the fucking hat.

the adventurer noticed the rock and bent down to observe it. "hehe shiny" he said, and picked it up. "what the fuck shit fuck bitch fuck" thought the rock.

the rock, seeing its opportunity, jumped at the adventurer. "OW THAT WAS QUITE A PAIN" he screams. for some reason, this attracted the rock. "i hate being morosexual"

"fuck it" the rock mutters. it transformed into its human self. "you are so lucky i didn't beat your ass up for your dumbass hat"

"yeah i get that a lot" replies the adventurer.

this just made the rock enby even more interested. so they went off, slaying dragons or whatever people do jn fantasy worlds.

at some point the rock produced another rock. this was nina. then the rock and the adventurer decided to tie the knot and they had a happy family together. the end.