niichans storytime

lemon

there was a lemon. he was sour. i hated him a lot.

the narrator shouldn't be speaking in first person, you say? well IM the writer so guess who's the boss here.

this crackhead walked into a boy who was kinda dumb but was a kinnie of his favorite character so they had a tsundere relationship then got into actual relationship and they have sex. the end -rock enby

"die," said the writer to the rock enby.

fuck you too man -rock enby

AHEM this is my story. moving on.

"kiwis are so much better than lemons," said the writer. "i will never eat a lemon." the lemon was sad. or was it? i don't know. it's hard to gauge how a lemon feels.

the lemon weeped lemonade. some gay kid saw it and said "omg guys we should watch lemonade mouth omg guuyysss"

"psopsospsopsospsop" said the lemon. i'm continuing my story because the piss gave me an idea. the writer saw the lemon and went "what the fuck are you doing"

the lemon said "hehehehe pee". at this point, the writer gave up understanding and moved on with school work. "hey," said the lemon. "what." "the answer to question 2 is wrong"

the lemon tried teaching the writer, but alas. it was a lemon. couldn't really do much.

the lemon grew tired. "i'm going to become a human just to fucking slap you," it said. the writer shrieked and cried. what the fuck is going on.

umm i'm going to cut this story short the lemon slaps the writer and the writer cries but like.. idk he's a masochist or something he kinda liked the feeling of being alive.

moving on they did not do anything interesting they kinda just had extreme romantic tension and that's the end.

they did not live happily ever after.

i will not write our romance.