Ok i know I said you guys ask me shit BUT I just remembered how much of a smart child I was
In the first grade my teacher asked me to check if there were staples in the stapler being the smart child I am I put my thumb under the stapler and stapled my thumb. Now I know wut your thinking why didn't you use paper you dumb fuck welll I thought there was none in there, Also I did all this right beside my teacher, well she should've stopped me...Fun experiences