Yeah, all of these are shit that I've said, I'm a very interesting person, apparently.
In cases where there are multiple people speaking, the parts in bold are my quotes
Mordecai: Oh my god look at his ass!
(Y/N): HOW IS YOUR EYESIGHT THAT GOOD???
Lumina: How can you call yourself my friend if you don't even have the loyalty to set my ex-boyfriend's house on fire?
Phoebe: I'll set your ex-boyfriend on fire
Lumina: Thank you Phoebe.
Tetra: *drenched in rain while in the proximity of primary school students* FUCK PARADISE WEATHER
Barracuda: Ah yes, the eleventh commandment, Doth not look at another man who is not thy bitch.
Barracuda: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Lycanthropy: Everything, apparently.
Tesseract: ...Trinity, come over here and help, there's this person collapsed in the middle of the hallway.
Pi: *face down on the floor pulling a thumbs up* I'm fine...
Fresh: *riding a scooter across the school atrium* They see me rollin', They hatin', I forgot the rest of the goddamn lyrics!
Aster: *at Parent Teacher Interviews* Hello Mrs. Young, how has the night been for you, pretending you actually like your students?
Neptune: *drunk* AND-AND LIKE, TRIST I JUST WANNA SAY THAT YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I CAN EVER ASK FOR AND NOBODY WILL EVER REPLACE YOU IN MY HEART!
Skye: ...I'm Skye.
Radius: *passing Pi in the hall* Hello Pi, how are you today?
Pi: I'm dead inside.
Radius: What the- Hey! Be more lively!
Pi: I'M DEAD INSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! └(^o^)┘
(Y/N): Behold! Our lord and saviour: The potato!
Tetra: *looks at mailbox* TIME TO SHOVE MY PHAT ASS IN THERE
Tetra: *Poking head into office* Hey! Just a quick question, if you were to drop Hydrochloric acid into one eye and Sodium Hydroxide into the other, which will hurt more?
Tess: ...Is everything Alright?
(For those of you who are curious - Both will hurt the same, just the Sodium Hydroxide will damage your eye more)
Cumference: Wanna know how to spell your own name?
Trinity: I'm pretty sure I already know, but do tell.
Cumference: T-R-I-N-I-D
Trinity: There's no D in Trinity?
Cumference: Not yet there isn't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Trinity: ... *Backs away slowly*
In case you don't get that - The person talking in bold is me. I'm a girl. The person who was supposed to be Trinity is a dude.
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||FINISHED|| Pink Roses (JSAB Fresh x Reader)
Romance'Alright Butterfly, here's the thing about you humans, you'll believe anything you're told as long as it's coming from a trusted authority figure.' CURRENTLY FINISHED Fresh, as he calls himself, was the equivalent of the Demon King in this universe...
