Complete Opposites // h.osterfield [1] UNDER CONSTRUCTION

* 5 - t e x t s

Heartbroken Harry
We haven't spoken in a
week and since then I have
gotten my stuff from her
apartment and also gave
her stuff back too

Grey
good! no reminders
means quicker recovery

Heartbroken Harry
I guess?

Grey
you don't sound too
pumped about it

Heartbroken Harry
I would rather not have
to do any of it at all. I don't
want to split up with her.
I love her

Grey
fair point fair point

Heartbroken Harry
I need something to
distract myself

Grey
want some jokes?

Heartbroken Harry
No

Grey
harsh. my jokes
are hilarious.

Grey
my bandmates
think you're my
boyfriend

Heartbroken Harry
Why's that?

Grey
bc i've been hiding my
phone whenever we're
texting bc i assumed you
wouldn't want even more
strangers to know how
heartbroken harry is :(

Heartbroken Harry
That's very honourable of you

Grey
did you just assume i had no
honour? because you would
have been completely right

Heartbroken Harry
Yeah I did

Grey
I'm almost as
heartbroken as you

Heartbroken Harry
Very funny

Grey
i am very funny

Heartbroken Harry
So you've said

Grey
i'm funnier in real life

Heartbroken Harry
Is that an invite to
come meet you

Grey
not at all. i like talking
to someone who doesn't
know who i am

Heartbroken Harry
Me too

Grey
what's your favourite food

Heartbroken Harry
Pizza. Yours?

Grey
generic answer. same tho

Heartbroken Harry
You just managed to
insult both me and you
in the same sentence

Grey
I insult myself all the time
it's just instinct now

Heartbroken Harry
I bet there's nothing to insult

Grey
if you knew me
you'd say otherwise

Heartbroken Harry
Doubt it. Favourite movie?

Grey
generic question, hard
one to answer tho. think
I'd have to say Dr Strange:
or Thor ragnarok purely
bc doctor strange was in it

Heartbroken Harry
Favourite food was a
generic question. & I
see you're a superhero
movie person then.

Grey
indeed i am. what's
your favourite song

Heartbroken Harry
GeNeRiC qUeStIoN. I don't
have one, I love all music

Grey
generic answer

Heartbroken Harry
Well what's your
favourite song

Grey
the song that I am
listening to on repeat
until my brain no longer
releases dopamine when
it comes on is 'if it means
a lot to you' by a day to
remember :)

Heartbroken Harry
You word things so weird

Grey
thanks. at least I'm
not generic like you
so wyd right now

Heartbroken Harry
Drinking. You?

Grey
planning a tour 🤘🏻
(tour sucks)

Grey
i'm gonna step out for
a smoke break tho

Heartbroken Harry
Oh you're in a legit band.
I thought you meant
like an amateur band

Heartbroken Harry
Smoking kills

Grey
no we're like super
duper famous

Grey
so does drinking

Heartbroken Harry
Oh yeah, sure

Heartbroken Harry
Fair point

Grey
you know it

Heartbroken Harry
Sing me a song

Grey
what makes you
think i'm a singer

Heartbroken Harry
Lucky guess

Grey
i'm not singing
you a song

Heartbroken Harry
Please?

Grey
another time. why
don't you go take a
nap or something

Heartbroken Harry
Whatever you say mum

Grey
weirdo
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