adopted by one direction !!!

hapy monthsary episode !1!1!1!1!1!2!

- THIRD PPL POV -

zany was sad. what shold i do now??????????????? he thot. he was rly sad coz he just got kicked out of 1 direction. it's no my fault for liking burger king ???????????? he thot. this is ridicklos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zayn walked on the street. omg i look homeless he thout. he didn't wanna go bac to the 1d house cos i told u he just got kicked out!!!!!!!!!!

but i need my pants sooooooo....,,,., he thoght. he hopped in a cadillac that he found on street and drive 38849292km to the 1d house.

he didn't wanna get caguht cos it's gonna be aWKWARDDDDS so he decidddddded to use the side dor (the left one). he tiptoed in very ver quitly like a snake cos when snakes walk around they liked too tiptoe. he quetly mooved up to his room. or shuld i say the bois room haha coz they all sleep tgt LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he got his pants and a few shirts cos he didn't wann a go out half naked. when he was goin out he heard lots of cryin.

"zAYNNNNNN" he herd liam say. there were a lot of sob. for a moment, zanys heart breaked. he was sad. he wanted to go nack. but no! they dident accept mY lifestile choices so No! 'my body my choice 😤😤", he sayed to himself.

zayn mOvEd QuiEtLy and vroomed vroomed out (but he vroomed silently). he had his pants! and shirts! HE WAS FREE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what shld i do lol he thotted. jus then,,,, he saw.....,,,,,,

A BURGER KING!!!!!!!!!!!

oMG I KNOW WHATTA DO NOW!! !!!!! he thiught. he parkd at the burger king and went in. he orders 5 whoppers and many many nugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "WHOOPEE I CAN FINNNALLLLY EAT WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!! AND I DONT HAVE TO SAY 'MC' WHWN I MAKE MY MCORDER!1!1!1!1" he screamed. "I DECLAIR THAT I HAT MCDDEONDLDLSS"

"wOOOOOO" the burger king staffs all sid. zayn felt so proud for coming out. he was a burger king stan and proud!

"as a taleted burger king stan, i have to perfom a sonng for all the other burger kjng stan's!!!!!!!!!!!" he shiuted. he got on the table and he took ou his guitar from one of his 11 cargo pants pockets.

"I LOVE BURGER KING x1000000" he sang. "WOOOOOO" everyone in burglar king scream. some people even cried coz it was sooooooo beautiful!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: i meannnnn it's zayN how could u noT cri everytiem u here his voice???????)

"omg zayn yu were soo frikkin good!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!1" the ceo of bugrer king said. "how bout we invite u to wirk with us at bugger king!!!!????"

"OMG WORK AT BUGERE KING????????? rEALLY?????" zayn excaliemd. omg this wus a dream come tru!! now he can see all his fav foods ❤️❤️ and eat them ❤️❤️

he start work immmdiatly. this is soooo fun!!, he thought. he ate some food and served costumers some of that food (yes de same one he ate). all the custones didnt care. like ew half eaten fud is gROSS!!!!!! but half eatin food eaten by ZAYN??????????????????? tat is NOT FROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (A/N: if u thnik tats gross GO AWEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

butt thennnn,,,,,,zan suddely saw...............

Y/N 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

it wasnt jus y/n tho, it wuz y/n vANDALIS8NG BORGER KING??????????? "HEY!!!! WHATEE U DOIN BRUH" zayn shuted. even tho he miszed y/n alot , he was now an eMplOyEe of bugre king! he had to be responsivle! he had to stan up for his fandom! zayyn ran out of burg king and tposed in frint of y/n. y/n screamd n acdientaly spray-painted zayn. but zayn didnt care. he had to do whats rught and protecc his one tru luv.

y/n ran away cos of zaynes's dominence and zayn smiled. he sucesfully asserted dominants. he looked at all the nasty tings y/n wrote. she write very bad n hurtful n vulgar words like "silly" and "stupid" and even drew a angry face! zayn was ver hurt and upset. but he knew he must be strong.

zayn continud to werk hard. he got promoted to fries frier and then to senior fries frier and then to whopper wrapper n then to whopper whooper. he also finded the bugger king fan club, whic he is the pressidet of! zqyn was super super supe proud of hes achivements. (A/N: im pround of him to 💖)

and then the day came.......

"zAyn." the mamager came and told him very seriosly. "we need to takk."

"omg r u breakin up with me ??!?.????" zayn ceird. "dont leave me burgrr king :(((((("

"no." the manager said again very srsly. "this is very ver6 impt."

"wHAT IS IT???????????????" zayn scremed. he was scared.

"zayn..........." the manger said super super seriously. "you are now...............

THE BURGER KING"

"OMIGOD OMIGOD IS THIS TRU????????" zqyn shouted. "OMG I CANT BELEVE TIS IS HAPPENING RO MEEEEEEEE" zayn started cring tears of happyness. this is his dream came true!!!!!!!!! he had alweys wanted to be The Burger King. it matered more to he'm than he's singing carreer!!!

all the staffs came inside ad clapped. they put the burger crown on zayns head. now he is the burger king!!!!!!!! "congratulashons!!!!!!!" everyone seid.

"tanks guys. i couldnt hv done it without y'all :"")" zayn said. "but most importantly,,,,,, there's a grop of ppl who gav me tis opportornity to become the burger king. they judge my life choices and mock me. but i ignored them and i m here today :)" zany said.

zayn smiled and think of one direction and y/n. he think of alllll the good times they had. he think abt the concrt when he comforted y/n when she cried. he think of them sanging  kiss you on th  bikes. he think of that t8me they roasted y/ns mom karen.

he had so many gud midnite memories wif 1d and y/n. but he was now kicked out. but it was good cos he is now burger king. but still he still miss them. but it was time to move on.

i will be the best best bestestettststdtsts burger king evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! zayn thiuht. he picked up his whopper scooper and went to work.

(A/N: OMG GUYYSYSYSYSYYSYSYS I SRSLY CANT BELIVE IT??????? ONE MONTH SINCE ADOPTED BY ONE DIRECTION OMMMMIIGOSHH what do u think of this speshal episode?!??????. coment down below lolllol)