There has been so many annoying things on my mind right now. You could probably relate. It's things that both me an you should stop doing. So let's get to it! (Youtuber action, Assemble!)
Annoying Things Bitches Do
1.) When people say "Or Nah".
Like that is so old, you shouldn't even waste your breath saying it. There's been a lot of trends like turnt, yolo, bro, and "but first lemme take a selfie" but 'or nah' has gotta be the most irritating, like I could be asking a very serious question then 'or nah' would like naturally slip out.
2.) People who always corrects your grammar.
Okay, no. You shouldn't. Don't correct me like the stupid mother effing grammar police. No one called you, no one needs you. You correct my English, i'll correct ur damn face!
3.) When people say, "No offense"
like good lord. YOU DONT SAY "NO OFFENSE " RIGHT AFTER SAYINF SOMETHING OFFENSIVE?! like HeLL. you can literally just say sorry like rn
4.) When people say "EW" when you mention your favorite food.
LIKE BITCH, NO ONE NEEDS YOUR DAMN OPINIONS IF U ARE GUNNA HATE ON GOD DAMN FOOD. IF I LIKE SUSHI THEN I LIKE SUSHI GOD DAMMIT
5.) 6th Graders
I get, like I use to be a 6th grader but like damn, did 6th graders get smaller. then I'm standing here in jeans and an over sized 1d sweater while 6th graders are standing there in damn crop tops and booty shorts, like dafaq wrong wit chu? then they are so stupid like wth is doin?! get in damn line holy fuckers
6.) Bus Stops
wth, why don't you have a damn bench god dammit I'm standing here in the rain. I NEEDA PEE
7.) Spiders
aight I just saw a green spider..am I suppose to be worried rn
there's a 6th grader staring at me. grreat. I'm not alone anymore
8.) SHES COMING CLOSER.
9.) she's here.
10.) or no, wtf there's like a 1st grader standing in the middle of the street....she's staring at the trash can. GUYS. hELP
11.) is my bus coming or not bc
12.) seriously what is she doing here ?
ah, so I asked what grade she's in, she's in 2nd, and it's raining rn, I told awwwhhh she looks so cute!! ok
13.) "Good Mornings"
they are so awkward, like uhm. they either say it passionately or so lowly like UHM, you're basically yelling in my ear. no. then. you're saying so lowly u expect me to say it back. nah.
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this chapter didn't turn out the way I imagined it to.....eh aight two 6 graders are staring and pointing at me. I mean if u want a picture just ask. SEE 6GRADERS ARE SO CONFUSING.
see they're just standing there. the line doesn't start THERE. dammit. see that really jingles my balls. like wtf r u doing?
