One night Oikawa was home alone and the phone began to ring
Oikawa: Hello
Unknown: You
Oikawa: You???
Unknown: Should
Oikawa: Iwa-Chan is that you
Unknown: Have
Oikawa: Hanamaki are you tricking me
Unknown: Come
Oikawa: Mattsun are you memeing me
Unknown: To
Oikawa: Sis did you get a new Phone
Unknown:.......................................................................
Oikawa: Hello
Unknown: Shiraorizawa
Oikawa: GOD DAME IT USHIJAM