Chapter 30

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Bammiebamsurmum has changed the group chat name to 'Crack Chamber'

Jinyoungie:
Giving up on university and taking on the job of being a drug dealer? I thought it would of happen later on in the year.

Fendiman:
You predicted this?

Bammiebamsurmum:
No, just no.
We are crackheads, even you Park Jinyoung.

BB'sB:
I thought I was the only one who noticed the weird behaviour of Jinyoung!

Imjb:
We been knew that already.

OtterJae:
Shut up Jaebeom.

Fendiman:
Hahahaha, someone is still saltyyyy.

BB'sB:
Youngjae did you just come back from a swim at the beach? Damn you smell salty as frick.

Jinyoungie:
Go back to playing Fortnite you nerd.

OtterJae:
I'm not salty. I'm just saying it isn't fair how Jaebeom was allowed to go to the men's bathroom and take a picture of me while I'm taking a leak.

Markypoo:
At least you weren't caught taking an actual leek at the supermarket.

Imjb:
Who invited the Grandpa?

Markypoo:
Youngjae. He was the one that created this whole chat.

OtterJae:
I'm starting to regret adding Jaebeom and Jaebeom only.

Jinyoungie:
Jaebeom was playing the game like all the rest of you.

Bammiebamsurmum:
Yeah, I took a pic of Yugs when he was showering. Y'all got to see his cute, long, weird looking butt.

Fendiman:
His ass wasn't even peachy, it was just an extension of his legs to connect them to his back.

BB'sB:
I feel attacked.

BB'sB has changed their name to Pancake

Jinyoungie:
That's really fitting.

Imjb:
If we are changing our names due from our ass shapes then Jinyoung is 'peach'.

Markypoo:
We get it, Jaebeom. Your mans got a peachy ass.

Imjb:
The best.

OtterJae:
Debatable.

Pancake:
Who's the new contestant?
Don't say it's you, cause there isn't anything exciting for Hoseok back there.

OtterJae:
Park Jimin and Kim Taehyung.

Fendiman:
Shit. I just remembered that one time Jimin came into campus wearing those booty shorts.

Pancake:
Jungkook said that Taehyung's ass is really good in jeans cause it also shows his slender thighs. And he was really accurate.

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