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jimmy
- lord knows this boy tries his hardest to hide his feelings
- (second) easiest man alive to make jealous
- conceal, don't feel ; let it goooo
- it doesn't work
- he ends up punching the poor cop in the face and breaking his nose
- you, being around jim, know that he's jealous immediately and you get this ultra-mega-evil smirk on your face that his heart just explodes at
- it either ends with angry sex at home or him begging you to answer if you still like him or if you're getting bored
- you shower him with kisses after he asks this and tell him time and again that yes, you love him very much
- and after both you just snuggle on the couch and watch a movie, he falls asleep on your stomach and you just play with his hair and he knows that you really love him uwu
oz
- the true jealous type
- literally even if a guy just glances in your direction, oz will be there with a look that will make satan tremble
- i mean you saw what he did to isabella with the whole ed charade so you can expect what's going to happen
- you're dancing with the guy and oz just waltzes over with his fancy penguin cane and digs it into this guy's foot and turns to you
- "is this fiend bothering you, darling?"
- you apologize to the guy profusely and hustle oz to a private area, where he gives you an earful and eventually rants about his self-consciousness
- you end up interrupting him and just giving him a huge smacking kiss on the lips
- you leave him with the reddest face in all of gotham and he watches you strut away with a huge smirk to go drink at the bar sksksksk
eddie
- the jealousy is mildly mild with this one
- honestly since ed had a giant battle between him and riddle man he's kinda good at concealing his true thoughts
- as long as the man isn't hurting you he doesn't really feel stabby
- *officer dougherty flashback*
- he decides to end things once and for all by downing the largest shot he can find and head over to you
- his mind is literally reeling
- when he gets over to you he grabs you by the waist firmly, kisses you like that 1940s sailor poster child
- the guy backs off because you two are just vibing and making out so he skrts on out of there
- ed eventually releases you from his pterodactyl grip and your lips are slightly swollen but you are incredibly r e d h o t
- he waits until the dead hour of night when you're fast asleep and then riddler comes out to play
- he hunts down the guy and either kills him or scares him into an inch of his life if he's feeling merciful
- i f h e 's f e e l i n g m e r c i f u l
- he comes back home and you're sitting there like an angry parent who's kid got home late
- "did you kill him?" "no.." "are you lying?" "no.." "good ed."
- he melts at your 'good ed' and swears he will never kill another person out of jealousy which obviously isn't true
zsaszaroni
- he doesn't really get jealous easily
- he just sees a guy trying to match your vibe and chuckles while holding a martini like 'ha, pathetic'
- cause he knows you'll never let the guy lay a hand on you, partially because a: you'll beat him to death or b: victor will do it
- if the guy starts to feel you up he slams down his drink and heads over, pushes the guy away and you two start dirty dancing
- the guy gets the hint and slinks off but runs into a zsaszette who smacks the life out of him
- zsasz is a killer for discos and the tango so you two are that couple who literally tear up the dance floor and order a new floor on amazon
ginger sap
- jerome will see a poor soul whistle at you or something and immediately teleport behind him
- " you like that girl there? well, that's my girl "
- he has an iron grip on the lad's shoulder and brings you two closer and tells you that another man had eyes for you
- kisses you passionately
- the guy tries to leave but babs is kind enough to knock him out
- he drags the guy to galavan's mansion and just keeps him there like mayor james
- y'all just kinda keep him there until he breaks and says you weren't that pretty
- and them jerome kicks him seven ways to hell
- "my girl isn't pretty enough for a lowlife like you?!"
- you think he's trying to set you two up
- eventually you'll have to remind him that you're right behind him and that he doesn't have to beat or chain up random men, you'll always be his little murderer uwu
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- if the guy tries to feel you up jerome will take him home and even show him how i n l o v e you guys are which might mean doing the deed in front of a stranger
- at first you're pretty against it but jerome convinces you it's cool
- tabby lectures you in the morning ehehehehe
miah
- pre crazy serum he isn't really super bothered
- hell he'll even let you make the decision of going home with the guy
- you find him watching and push the guy off of you and dash over, cradling his cheeks like a scared baby
- he tells you it's fine but you don't believe him
- it makes you feel kind of bad nevertheless so it's more of comforting you that he wasn't that jealous
- if the courting was super bad you both end up sobbing and eating ice cream while watching dramatic tv shows
- which ends up with ice cream makeouts which aren't that bad
- post crazy serum jeremiah is pretty messed up
- he'll whack the guy upside the head and take him to an abandoned warehouse
- tortures him until he thinks no one is attractive anymore
- he's not really satisfied with his work so he ends up leaving a different kind of reminder.. so either a missing tooth or ear or limb
- sometimes he'll blame you and think you're too hot for public eyes so he shuts you off from the outside world
- usually leaves you with hickeys/ bite marks afterwards to show that you. are. his
jervy
- tried to hypnotize the guy into jumping off a building
- "no hypnotizing men, jervis." "but whyy??"
- okay fine, no jumping off buildings. but he makes the guy act like a chicken or something comical
- you two just get some popcorn and end up watching this poor soul squeal like a pig or something for half an hour
- giggly squad
- you end up with his head in your lap and a dead guy in your apartment
- jervis makes the guy suffocate himself so it doesn't look like murder
- you braid his hair and whisper that he is your only little magic man
- he wakes up early to dispose of the body
jonny boy
- insecure
- he's so mousy so he doesn't do much
- i n s e c u r e
- did i mention insecure?
- he thinks you're having a better time with the other guy so he just kind of backs into a corner and stays there
- of course, you notice and you push the guy off of you
- you run to the corner and just stay there with the scarecrow boy, fiddling with his hair or something
- you make sure he knows that you want nothing to do with that guy, n o t h i n g
- he cuddles into your shoulder and your heart melts
- he whispers in your ear that he was really worried you'd find someone better than him because he thinks all of gotham, if not the world is better than him
- you take his shoulders and look him dead in the eyes and say that you have never liked someone more than him
- you basically force him to believe you with all of your willpower and he eventually believes you
- then his scarecrow persona takes over and he chops off the guy's hand or something
very salty fries
- the cold boi doesn't have much to say about this fact
- he's already really angsty so he just throws a tantrum around the house/ ice cave?
- you have to walk around the house with the thickest towels on your feet because the ice that melted will freeze up again and then re-melt
- you find him in his igloo of a room blasting heavy metal and screaming about death
- you come at his radio with a baseball bat and start shouting that nobody is cooler than him
- he realized that you made the ultimate pun and scoops you up in his arms
- and of course comes the cuddling
- he bears the heat for like an hour (i think he said he can only spend a few hours outside the suit or smthg)
- you tell him excessively that he doesn't have to do it but he doesn't listen
- he passes out during a movie so you lumber him back to the ice chamber
- he ends up with a cold the next few days so you stay with him in the cold
- and then it sometimes ends up with you sick so you force him against his will to stay in his chambers
