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queen babs
- ooh a jealous queen indeed
- by i live and breathe i STAN barbara queen
- i'm serious her little blonde curls will make any guy stop in her tracks but you look like god handpicked you from a fresh batch of little heaven cookies
- literally a guy will b r e a t h e in your direction and she will be right there by your side
- "is this boring boy bothering you, baby?"
- this girl can use her alliterations when she's jelly
- she'll get up in the guy's face and try to make him extremely uncomfortable
- she won't even let him leave
- he will just have to stand there and watch you two kiss, kinda like jerome
- eventually she'll let him go
- ...and then either stab or shoot him in a limb, and then lean over him
- "you should know, that's my queen over there."
- ultra mega super smirk powers activate
- then she'll shoot him in the head
doc thompkins
- narrow's queen will watch from the shadows
- it depends on if you really interact with him or not
- if you just kinda shrug him off and he'll keep pressing she knows that you have pure intentions
- but if you guys got in an argument and you want to get at her you let this guy over you and her instincts go wild
- this poor sap has no idea he's feeling up the queen of the narrow's gf
- she smashes her drink so glass goes everywhere like the dramatic queen she is
- everyone literally e v e r y o n e gets out of her way
- she comes up to the guy and taps him on the shoulder
- "hey." whack-a-mole ensues
- you eventually have to pry her off of the guy
- if you try to whisk her off she'll spit on the man on the floor and say "put a bandaid on it."
- i'm sorry but angry lee is a t o p , no constructive comments
- she will def leave you with a hickey
- nobody even thinks of talking to you after that
tabby
- she acts like it's all good fun
- she'll idle over in this getup that exposes her chest a lot and just kind of hit on the guy too
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- eventually you send her the message that you get it
- the guy will have no idea what's going on
- she'll eventually go after him in leather and whips
- a definite leather and whip kink as punishment for flirting
- in her worst moods she'll straight up walk towards the guy, tell him that you are hers, and then stab him somewhere and let him bleed out on the floor
- if she's super super pissed then she'll beat him to death with a stiletto
- you have to buy her new stilettos as an apology
selina dion
- ooh boy does catwoman get angry
- she is also pretty well reserved too
- either she doesn't care or she's nipping at your heels, no chill
- she'll just be sitting in a chair with a seltzer and lime, watching you from across the room to see what you do, she kind of takes it from tabs
- sometimes you'll take matters into your own hands and kick the guy in the nuts or stab him in the foot with your killer (literally) stilettos
- she will smirk so hard
- when you walk over she'll make fun of you
- "date didn't go so well?" "shut up selina." or "actually it's starting with the hot girl next to me, so i think it's going well."
- whoo boy the look on her face when you bring out that pickup line
- her eyes literally sparkle and put babs's diamonds to shame
- she demands that you never use pickup lines again but melts when you defy her wishes anyway
- nobody really ends up dead :)
ivyyy paprika
- she's so submissive uwu
- kind of like a female jonathan
- she just gets kinda sad and sulks in the corner
- 'prom dress by mxmtoon'
- she might try to get oz to do something
- tired penguin bb has a club to run so he hobbles over, smacks the guy in the nuts (poor sucker), and tells you that you have made the bean that ivy is upset and you should apologize
- boy is he blunt
- you reassure her that it was harmless flirting
- older ivy is not having it
- she'll chug her drink and then fix her flowers, make sure she looks extra thotty, and bolt over there
- you have never seen her run so fast
- she tells the guy that her perfume smells amazing
- if that doesn't work then she makes him sniff the flower and ya boy dies
- or she'll just use a real flower and make him have an allergy attack or something gross so you step away
- like she will make this man suffer
- as you two leave she'll probably say "oops forgot my keys" and so you wait outside and she goes to the guy
- "if i ever see you around here, making eyes at my flower again, you're dead. or worse."
- and then you suddenly remember that you two took a bus to get there
- "aw, babe, you tortured a guy with flowers for me?" uwu
owl city firefly(ies)
- brigette's a tricky and cocky little girl
- she's little but she'll stomp on over
- "we got a problem here?" "uh... no." "good, then leave my girl alone."
- 'my girl' warms your heart literally
- like literally she won't let it go too far before she breaks out the flamethrower
- she tries to light the guy's hair on fire
- it usually ends with you two getting kicked out
- "brig, that's the fifth time you've gotten us kicked out of a bar." "i got us kicked out? check again, flirtypants."
-heated heated h e a t e d arguments
- you try your best not to crack under her insults and cry but the second you look like you will she stops and starts to console you
- "i'm so sorry, lightning bug.."
- l i g h t n i n g b u g uwu
- y'all hold hands walking home away from that burning club you lit on fire together
- and there's a heart shaped fire by the back door incase anyone tries to escape
sofia falcon punch
- "mY FatHeR-"
- basically an adult version of veruca salt or a female draco malfoy, what have you
- she'll glare at the guy until he gets the hint
- when he tries to leave she holds up a gloved hand and commands him to stay
- demands to know who he was talking to and when he confesses she smirks with a smile that makes him know he's doomed
- "that's my girlfriend, dante."
- he begs it'll never happen again
- when she says he's right that dude knows he won't see the sunrise tomorrow
- usually death by torture from the dentist who screwed up ed's mouth
- she'll show up to his torture all prim and proper
- sofia will probably describe what you said to her after he hit on you to get him all riled up
- g l o v e s m a c k s
- like she will smack him with her glove every time he breathes
- she'll invite you to come and you'll show up the exact same way, all pretty with your hair freshly washed
- you smell like roses, ah, her favorite.
- you two complement each other the whole time he's being tortured
- handholdinghandholdinghandholdingha-
- eventually you guys get bored so you go lady-and-the-tramp a spaghetti dinner
fish mooney
- struts over like she does and actually does own the joint
- "i think you're talking to the wrong lady."
- always addresses you as lady when someone else is around
- actually just always addresses you as lady in the third subject
- she'll offer to take the guy off of your hands and buy him a drink
- she purrs and acts super seductive when he obliges
- actually it's more of her making you jealous
- the look she gives you is so tantalizing it makes you want to kiss her on the spot
- so you do
- either she pushes him away or vice versa and you two kids just end up kissing like there's no tomorrow
- the guy tries to leave but fish's army of men stop them
- and then butch gilzean is holding a crowbar and occasionally taps it into the palm of his other hand
- you two dine in an empty bar to the sounds of her men torturing that one guy
- double-teaming rich guys at fundraisers is awesome
- "you're my, kitten, right?" "yes, fish."
- you have to have to have to call her by fish in public but it just sticks
- or if you're actually just having a blast with another guy she'll slide over and cup your cheek and coo pet names at you that make you blush
- or she'll whisper things to butch with the vocabulary to make a sailor blush
