Ty - the god of hope- complete story

Tys challenge

Ty: vortex science when did you live here?

Vortex: actually I have a home in every multiverse.

Minako: is that because of your freakin harem.

Vortex: maybe.

Makoto: its a lovely house though

Ty: how do you get so many girls vortex?

Weiss clings to vortex

Vortex: I just appear out of nowhere and they were like.
" oh it's a demigod" and boom.

Ty: how do you deal with them?!dealing with ash is like dealing with a giant lustfull Amazonian.

Vortex oats Ty's shoulders.

Yang hey ty want me to feed you?

Yang was holding a kebab with Ty's least favorite thing... vegan meat.

Ty: no thanks I'll pass.

Yang: aw cmon~

Ty: I said I'm fi- mph?!?

Ty got up in a panicked state running around looking for something to drink and get rid of the god awful taste in his mouth.

Vortex whistled. Ty turned frantically. Vortex tossed him a strange bottle labeled " h2-hope"

Ty looked at it confused.

Vortex: I took hope particles and infused them into water. I call it h2 hope. It tastes like sprite.

Ty drank it happily.

Ruby: he's the god of hope?

Ruby then remembers something.

Ruby: CAN WE SEE YOUR SWORDS????!!!!

Ty nodded while still drinking. The two golden blades then appeared in front of ruby who had stars in her eyes. Yang was over her shoulder while zwei barked in confusion at the mysterious floating swords.

Ty: dude I feel ready to fight again... but I'm not in the fighting mood right now...why did that make me feel so good? DID YOU MIX WEED IN WITH THAT SPRITE?!?

Vortex: what? What the hell? No it's infused with your energy scourge ty!

ty rose from his chair in fear.

Ty: WERE DID YOU GET THAT HOPE FROM?

Vortex: from ashes hopes to have a family with you. There was enough to fill 2,000 gallons!

Ty:....uhhh.... I can't

Makoto: what? Ya have a dick don't you?

Ruby: LANGUAGE!!!

Makoto: my apologies, but you have one of those right ty?

Ty: yes...

Makoto: then how can you not do it?

Ty:because my semen doesn't contain sperm. In order to actually make a baby with me my balls need to be cut off. And I'm not doing that.

Vortex: he's right, that's how his god type works. He's a minor god but minor gods are still just as powerfull as normal gods. They just can't reproduce for some reason.

Minako: that makes zero sense.

Makoto: yeah but it's whatever.

Weiss: so are we going to talk about beating Salem or not?

Ty perks up as he hears the microwave beeping.

Ty: eeeee my ramen!!!!

Ty happily skips away as the rest of the group looks at a hologram made by Weiss's phone.

Makoto: so Salem's immortal right?

Blake:yes but she can be put to rest by a strong attack when she is week. However , just like ty. She gets stronger as she fights.

Minako: so ty is basically our only hope....ugh sorry that was awful.

Ruby however was rolling around in laughter. Ty walked back with his ramen

Ty: what did I miss?

Makoto: listen ty. You are our last hope...

Ty:...... stop it.

Weiss : we need to design a new weapon for ty.. the swords he has are pathetic

Ruby: well a scythe whould be cool!

Makoto: a demonic scythe.

Ty: dude!!!

Makoto and ty look at each other in realization.

Ty and makoto: A GOLDEN DEMONIC SCYTHE!!!!

True two jumped up and down in excitement.

Weiss: science Makoto is near equal to ty in power we should make him a weapon as well.

Makoto: can it be a scythe?

Weiss: ugh.. yes

Ty and makoto wuickly high five each other and go back to listening.

Zwei is laying on the table with a army helmet on panting and laying on his back.

Ty: * slllluuuurp* Bruce makes the best ramen..

Ruby: ok so it's settled! We will set out tomorrow for Salem's fortress to end this once and for all

RWBY: YEAH!!!

Makoto: y-ye

Minako: yay

Ty:*slurp*

Zewi: *howls*

Vortex: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Suddenly everyone stops .

Ty:  *still slurping on ramen as everyone stares at him.

Ty finishes the ramen and stared back at them.

Ty: hoorah?

To be continued...