12th May 2014
My name is Lola Electra and I am 18 years old and I am often described as being an absolute weirdo. I'm not sure why, perhaps it's because those silly people don't get my absolutely divine and more dominantly hilarious personality. I have many friends, those I also have a lot of enemies. You see, my friendship group is quite a hit and miss, mostly because of Lydia and Laura - my two best friends, though I do admit, they're bitches. People think we're snobby, intimidating and just downright rude sometimes. However, thinking realistically, I don't really get how me and my friends are still friends. We are constantly! Especially when we've had a bit to drink. Amy, another of my best friends, tends to kiss different boys at different parties so I accidentally slipped up and called her a slut at one party, resulting in her love interest at the time, Callum, having a go at me. Mega Oops.i
Anyway, enough of my misfortunes, let me tell you a bit about myself. Although I am 18, I look about 12. I am cursed with the 4'11 height combined with the baby face, this results in me being quite self conscious in bars and pubs and I always get other people to buy me alcohol from the shops, since I always feel like everybody is judging me. I wish I was tall and gorgeous. I'm always described as 'cute', perhaps I should stop wearing my hair in plaits and try to adopt a more adultish hairstyle. And maybe I should buy better clothes - I'm always wearing just leggings and vest tops. I need to better my style. I'm sure I can make myself look like all those pretty girls.
Ermm,what else can I say? Oh yeah, I'm an absolute clumsy clums. My life is basically one big accident after another. I embarrass myself constantly, I'm over-emotional, very sensitive but also really friendly. I have a weird personality, I always say stupid things and laugh at the wrong time. I can also be quite forward and say stuff and then regret it immediately after.
I am basically writing this diary because I tend to hold a lot of feelings in which can make me quite sad at times. So I'm hoping that just saying everything in this diary will make me feel a whole lot better.
Anyway, I must go off and sleep now and hopefully I can stick to this.
Goodnight lovelys.
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Lola Electra's Diary
Teen FictionLola Electra is just your average girl with plenty of misfortunes in her life. Join her as she tries to deal with boys, love, friendship, family and sex. Written in a diary-like format, this is a simple but fun read for all.
