The Tale of Caillou's Magical Minecraft Experience

Chorror apter 2 - caillou meets his parents

Caillou sees his parents in minecraft, but they are both men and zombies and both really cool sk8ers

Caillous dad does a sick kick flip and his mom/other dad makes out with the first dad in mid-air.

Caillou is horrified.

Caillou dies

HAHA JK U THOUGHT LMAO
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U can respawn in minecraft omg

So caillou decides to go into minecraft hardcore mode and /kill himself

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Caillous mom/dad and dad/dad both cry but then realize they don't have to pay child support anymore or for the cancer treatment and they are happy.