I just stood there, looking down. Trying to think of a way out of this fucked situation. Lisa was sitting there smiling, the bitch went insane. But... I do wonder how the hell we're gonna make it out of here, like really. Damn it all too hell!
-Can you hear that? Lisa said suprised and looking strait at me.
-Hear what? I said responding equally surprised and wondering wether she's lost it completely.
-Sounds like marching music...
-You cannot like mean you're hearing marching music. I said like she was a complete idiot.
But then I could start to hear it, sounded like if it was coming closer?
-You know I think i can hear it now... I said worried.
-Yes wait...
She couldn't finish the sentence until the water burst with red and a man of tall stature and magnificent mustache came skyrocketing. The only thing we could hear at that moment was...
-UNITED IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOUR, OUR MIGHTY REPUBLICS WILL EVER ENDURE. THE GREAT SOVIET UNION WILL LIVE THROUGH THE AGES! We could hear it like it was an entire ensamble playing infront our eyes in a mighty opera house!
Then the man came plunging down into the water.
-OMG it's STALIN! Lisa screamed because her eares were still half deaf from the music.
The man surfaced and said.
-Comrades, will you help a fellow comrade in need? He said in a heavy russian accent.
We just stood there for a bit, still thinking 'what the actual fuck happened?'.
I managed to face out of it for a bit and lent him a hand and invited him on our ship.
-So comrades, what are you doing out so far in great north sea? He asked curiously.
-Well... Well we're kinda stranded at the moment. We got forced out by a big storm. I asked still wondering what the hell just happened.
-'Kay then, I'm the one who's gonna ask then. Lisa said seriously.
-What the hell're you doing out here and what was that entrence? Lisa asked Stalin.
-Well comrades I could feel fellow comrades in need of help, and anywhere I go I'm followed by the soviet anthem, it's a part of the job. He said respectfully.
-So y'mean you can help us out of this mess? Lisa asked.
-Well I can try comrade, but you two must be hungry. I brought some bread. He said.
He split the bread in two, he took one of the halfs for himself and we shared the other half.
-There we go, only equal for equal comrades. He said happily.
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Bismarcked
Humor1926 Germany, Lisa and Rosé are rogue fishermen trying to make a living after the economic crash after world war 1. They encounter a large storm and are forced into the sea, their navigation is down and they're slowly going insane, are they gonna su...
