After a few hours of Stalin joining us we started to get quite desperate. It didn't help that Stalin always kept a happy smile on him at all times, he just goes around smiling and seems like he's having a good time on the calm great blue sea. But me and Lisa were still in panic mode at this time.
How the hell are we gonna get back, we got less than a half tank, we can't see land and Lisa forgot the fucking compass!
-Rosé? Lisa said quietly.
-Yeah, have you come up anything? I said quite urgently.
-No, but if we die out here. Who's gonna know how we died?
-...I d-don't actually know...
-Comrades do you think if I send Soviet baltic fleet to come get us will help? Stalin said happily.
-Wait, so you mean.. I said before getting cut off by Stalin.
-Well yes comrade, I have access to Soviet baltic fleet at all times! Stalin said stratching his arms out like he was about to hug someone.
-Why'd you not say that cunt! Lisa screamed at him.
-Well that's no fun comrades, we have too use ingenuity and our heads to get home! Stalin said while raising his arms into the air and facing out to the sea.
-Well, either way just call the damn fleet will you? I said in a dissapointed tone.
-Okay comrades navy is coming right up! May take a day or two though. Stalin said pulling out his portable smoke signal.
While he was doing that I sat Lisa down and we may still have been quite angry but relieved either way. As I sat there I wonder how it may be on one of those big battleships or whatever. Well I guess I'm going too figure that out in a bit.
I leaned back with Lisa next to, Lisa still angry over Stalin, and tried to just be calm and think thoughts of coming home too my warm bed and my bratwursts.
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Bismarcked
Humor1926 Germany, Lisa and Rosé are rogue fishermen trying to make a living after the economic crash after world war 1. They encounter a large storm and are forced into the sea, their navigation is down and they're slowly going insane, are they gonna su...
