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Request for kare-bear06
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(Translations are at the bottom)
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*Natasha's POV*
I was walking around the tower when I saw a figure flash past me with another flash following. Wait a sec...
"HOLD IT!!!" I screamed, causing the figures to come to a stop.
They turned to my direction and stood next to each other like soldiers.
"H-hi mom."
"Hello Mrs. Romanoff."
(Y/n) and Peter Parker
"почему вы зависаете с этим пауком, а не с мамой-пауком?" I asked her.
"Pete and I decided to uhh, well we were um. We...we w-were training together, s-so I suggest that he could, you know, hang out with me, together, as friends." She rambled.
"Uh huh?" I glared.
"I can assur-"
"Well that's all the time we have now. Come on Peter let's go. Uh bye mom, Love you!" (Y/n) yelled as she ran off with Peter to her room, not letting him finish.
Ok let's get this straight. I do love my daughter, but we never say 'I love you', it means something wrong. What were they up to? 😑

*(Y/n)'s POV*
"Dude, what was that about?" Peter asked.
"I must be honest. I have no clue. It's just that my mom is really protective and I don't want to make her worry."
"Oh I understand, Aunt May is like that to sometimes."
We both laughed then sat in an awkward silence.
"So uh, how do you wanna do this?" I asked.
"Do you wanna go straight to the kissing, maybe?"
"Ooh, cutting to the chase are we." I flirted with him, with a wink at the end.
"Maybe I am." he flirted back.
"Well first you have to learn how to flirt properly." I grinned.
"And after that?" He asked, a little hint of worry in his voice.
"The magic happens." I smirked.
"This is gonna be fun."
"I'll start getting everything ready."

*Nats POV, AGAIN*
"Do you wanna go straight to the kissing, maybe?" I heard peter ask.
MY BABY!!! IF HE SO DARED AS TOUCHES MY CHILD, THAT BOY WILL HAVE A FAIGHT WORSE THAN DEATH!!! NO MATTER HOW MUCH TONY FAVORS HIM!!!
I kicked the door down and smashed into (y/n)'s room.
"GET YOUR STICK WEBBED HANDS OFF MY детка, YOU сперма стрелок!"
As I was coming down from my adrenaline, I saw (Y/n) with magazines and Peter doing something on the computer.
"That's a little harsh, don't you think?" (Y/n) asked.
"But, but...you were talking about..."
"Were you ease-dropping Mrs. Romanoff?"
"No. I was doing my job." I retorted.
"Uh huh." They said in unison.
"But if you to are not, what does Steve call it? What ever. If you guys aren't doing what I think you were doing, what are you doing?"
"I-I'm helping Peter get with someone." She answered.
"And the person isn't you?" I questioned.
"U-h no, ma'am. Not that she isn't a lovely girl though."
"Aww, thanks Pete." (Y/n) commented.
"Oh, well then. Sorry for bothering you too."
"It's okay, mom."
"If you like you could help us? Peter offered.
"Is that alright with you?" I asked (Y/n).
"It'd be great actually. I'm sure you have a lot of great tips. But you can't tell anyone about this" she instructed.
"I won't. So who's the lucky lady?"
"Actually that's the thing."
They both nervously laughed, rubbing the back of there heads.
"The reason it's so secretive is cause it's not a girl."
"It's a Deadpool."
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The End! Hope you liked the plot twist.
YOU GET A PLOT TWIST, AND YOU GET A PLOT TWIST
EVERYBODY GETS A PLOT TWIST!!!!
Sorry 😐. Oh and translations are at the bottom
And sorry for the slow updates, WiFi has not been good to me
But everyone else's requests will come, don't worry
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Translations
"почему вы зависаете с этим пауком, а не с мамой-пауком?"
(why are you hanging with this spider boy and not with your spider mom)

"детка"
(baby)

"сперма стрелок"
(Sperm shooter