Feliciano: You know, Ludwig, I don't really like your name.
Ludwig: Excuse me?
Feliciano: Your name. Particularly your last name. It sucks.
Ludwig:*angry* What's wrong with my last name?
Feliciano: It doesn't suit you. You should change it.
Ludwig: Change it?! To what!?
Feliciano: Vargas. *walks away*
Ludwig: Did you just...
Ludwig: Did you just propose?!
Ludwig: DON'T WALK AWAY!
Ludwig: ARE YOU SMIRKING?
Ludwig: GET BACK HERE!
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At least 85% of Edward Elric's personality is YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
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"Brother no." -Alphonse Elric in about every FullMetal Alchemist episode ever.
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Roy Mustang walks into a bar. And a table and a chair.
He is blind.
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Baby: A-a-a
Parents: Oh, the baby's first words!
Baby: a- aaa- al-
Parents: Apple? Air?
Baby: a- al- al
Baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, destructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden- for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
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Alphonse Elric is so freaking metal.
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Romano: b-b-b-b...
Spain: Boss Spain? :D
Romano: Bitch, check yo self before you wreck yo self.
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People that belong in the kitchen:
·Women
·Men
·Children
·Every one
Who doesn't belong in the kitchen:
·Aph England
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When I find myself in times of trouble,
Feliciano Vargas comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom,
"Fuck that spoon."
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Anime Jokes
DiversosJokes from animes! Enjoy! Feel free to comment any if you wish! (Made up ones will be the ones I am using...)
