HE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD WITH HIS PIES
hotpie, thebull
thebull
what the fuck. is wrong with me.
hotpie
i assume this is abt the random number???
thebull
YES
i?? uh texted this person
: i can send a pic of myself ???? IM LIKE THE DUMBEST PERSON ON THE PLANET
like i meant as in my picture picture
but omg what if she thinks that i think that i want her to think that
i was talking about a different picture you know??? like n a k e d.
wtf is wrong with me i bet i sounded like a creep and like
no joke highkey embracing death ok
SHE READ AND DIDN'T FUCKING REPLY.
hotpie
...is this a girl or a guy?
thebull
IDK
why does it matter
i want to seem like a weirdo
hotpie
but you are a weirdo
thebull
ur a terrible friend i hope u know that
hotpie
😎😎😎
hotpie
alright gendry.
I'M ABOUT TO GIVE U THE BEST PEP TALK OF UR
GODDAMN LIFE SO LISTEN CLEARLY. I WILL NOT REPEAT IT.
thebull
you won't need to repeat it
.... i can just reread the message
hotpie
stfu
hotpie
ok u will seduce this person
with the power of the pie
thebull
is this the best pep talk of my life????
because that is quite frankly the shittest pep talk i've ever
encountered.
hotpie
blocked.
YOU ARE READING
WRONG NUMBER
Fanfiction; in which he texts the wrong number to get advice, he falls in love instead. (SOCIAL MEDIA)
