I know what youre thinking.
Wtf joanna
Wat r u talkin bout u lil shit.
WELL STORY TIME MOTHER FUCKERS.
Mkay so it happen one october day at school.
So in 6th period. I have math and i sit at a table of a bunch of popular dudes.
Who ALWAYS ask me sexual questions. And me being a 'nice' person, i answer them.
But one day.
One day
These lil shits ask me if i masterbate.
I just sat there quietly doing my math work and talking notes.
And some lil shit behind me (who was a girl) was like "only sluts masterbate"
And i dont mean to rude or anything but she wasnt the prettiest girl in my grade.
So i was like " um um ............ Well not really... The exact definition of 'slut' is someone who has plenty of sexual mates."
Yes i said that.
And she was like "you probably masterbate Joanna, so dont start talking about sluts, i bet youre not even a virgin"
And im over here. In a baggy band tee (ptv shirt ayeeee) and black skinny jeans, and vans with tons of bracelets covering my wrists. Like wtf. "Who would wanna bang a potato."
So this guy lets just call him 'sammy' mkay
So sammy (who is popular and HAS A GF) was like "Joanna your one of the prettiest girls in this grade"
AND I WAS LIKE
WoAH
WTF
WAT
IS GOING ON.
"But your emo and geeky so i really wouldnt bang you"
Yep
Sammy said that.
F u
MKAY.
SO THIS BISH (teh girl) was like "yeah thats true, a dog wouldnt even touch you"
AND DAT WAS IT.
I HAVE ICD.
AND SHIT WENT WILD.
SO BASICALLY I MIGHT HAVE CUT HER ARM WITH A SCISSOR IN MY PENCIL POUCH. WHOOPS. BUT SHE WAS OKAY WITH IT BC SHE KNEW SHE WAS BEING RUDE AF.
MKAY BACK ON TOPIC.
I DONT MASTERBATE BTW.
AND SO BACK ON TOPIC.
SAMMY COMES UP TO ME AT THE END OF THE DAY AND WAS LIEK "why would sluts mastebate if they get around"
And i was like "exactly ! Thats why they dont masterbate"
MKAY SO DATS MY STRANGE STORY.
